AlexMF

2 year warranty on my Nokia means they'll fix it for free! been given a courtesy house brick by carphone warehouse to use. just got to last 'til july when i can upgrade my contract... but i'll be working 9-5 6 days a week in July gosh knows when i'll have time to sort a new contract...

vodafone bill me £23 for a £15/pcm contract, and then 2 hours later my phone dies.

thanks Bill. I do 2 semesters per year, 60 credits per semester, so i've passed half of the year!

roxy the dog (half rottweiller half staffy) is currently trying to run through a 6' fence after next doors cat, i pity the cat... 

passed my january exams 

ended up squaring up to an aggressive homeless man who was threating myself my female friend (who was terrified!) and the rest of the upstairs of costa coffee. haha he got arrested. what a clucking tool.

kate (my little sister): "I can see a blue tit!"

Dad "it's because it's cold!"

not particularly appropriate for a 12 year old but i laughed!

so called family "friends" having the opportunity to give my dad business and choosing not to....

the remaining woman. well i've just sacked her off so she's not remaining, but you know what i mean...   

Top Gear with their Claas Dominator 108 Snow Plough! Quality.

laughed 'til i felt ill!

Traci was well impressed with your veg Mark. I have to say, once I got your onions in my hands I was quite taken aback by the size of them too. . . . !

hahahahahah ace!

C2 turned 5, and 25,000 miles today!

cleaned the interior, was a bit grim, booked it a service and MOT, and turned it back from a van, previously seen dragging a spare engine and a dead kitchen around, to a car. it best pass.

oooo i aint been called that for years, makes a 40 year old feel so much better, cheers alex ;D ;D

as FTF's resident Lad, i can safely say you, reacted more or less how i react when i watch liverpool foxes, (cheer leaders)!

set of 6 kamasa half moon spanners.

Ralph lauren polo travel bag.

books for university.

well after a decidely bad day at work, the wife asked if i would like cheering up, by going to watch her play netball, well the idea of seeing 18 ladys skimpily clad was enough to hook me, however last time i went they played on wednesday nights, tonight in the other half of the hall, behind the nets were the combines university or plymouth cheer leaders on their weekday practice, 30 odd very very very fit young ladys, prancing arround doing all sorts of splits ect, lets just say today seems a distant memory already, and i dare not stand up for the hour i was there, netball score mmm i have no idea, cheerleader score, 100 % spot on target  :laugh: :laugh:

LAD.

thinking of you Tris,  RIP Nana.

that is rediculious Mandy 

it is indeed ridiculous. can't you just share the FTF stand?

happy customers 

thinking about you trissle 

£130 worth of Kamasa ratchet spanners, for £70posted. good old evilbay.

happy birthday Marky 

blimey sean, you eat more than i do! i had a buy a 12" sub get a 6" sub free deal, (steak and cheese, southwest sauce) a bag of chilli doritos and a coke for my lunch on monday!

the police.

dropped a friend in liverpool 1, driving back to childwall, blue lights in the rear view mirror. pulled over, took a seat in the police vectra, was told that i had no insurance according to their database....30mins and some phone calls later they said anyone with the policy holder's permission can drive my car, so i said the policy holder is my dad, they said you have permission. he bid me good day,  i went on my way...

30mins i'm not getting back.

Moderate it? I have no idea where to start, I had to read it several times before I could even begin to understand it However I am somewhat of a dinosaur I suppose not being a Facebook aficionado. I take it you are in a rather garrulous mood today? 

Once I thought I understood it I did consider moving it to "what really made you laugh today".

i consider myself a facebook geek and i don't understand what's going on either.

i think David got facebook raped, (fraped) and took offence to it!

Cheers Alex I'm on the case :P

you know it makes sense!