Deere-est Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 So what's 0-60 in reverse then? :D I take it he hasn't mastered doughnuts yet then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 He did say he wanted to do hill climbs with it but new rules say they need to have a reverse gear Tris. Would be a fairly complex operation on the car fitting a reverse gear to a motorbike engine and would have to go back to the factory. Regarding doughnuts oh I'm sure he can do them but maybe doesnt want to burn tyre rubber and annoy the elderly residents at the sheltered housing and cottage complex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 watching a tourist on a hire bike on the camel trail today sail of the side into a filed hedge without any attempt to stop ? didnt hurt her self, but her hubby was rolling round in laughter as we were after checking she was ok first mind , she couldnt expalin how she did it, just vered slowly away to the left infront of us and dissapeared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 ripping a brand new hose that were fitted yesterday in a jcb 525 125 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05rich Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Cerin................................drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 A daddy longlegs has been on it's back trying to find his feet for the last half an hour. It looks just like a mate of mine break dancing after a few cider tequila depth charges! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Cerin................................drunk Hmmm ....where was this then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05rich Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Hmmm ....where was this then? tonight ...................... magners i think \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 tonight ...................... magners i think \ Uh-oh,.........wouldnt want to be in his shoes !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Man.Utd.....4 minutes of added time.....Owen scores the winner in the 96th minute against SHCity, ref must have borrowed Fergies watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I'll go along with that Barry :D city shouldn't have milked they goal for so long that's what the extra two min's were for ;) :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffithsbros Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 friday actually but, my mate came in college on his valtra, hes got major tom written across the windscreen and a dixie horn and the poor things covered in poo (the tractor) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 the 2 jcb fitters that came to repair my fork lift the took all the hyd pipes that were badly fittied on thursday last week 2 were to short and 4 to long and all had the outer layer missing of about 5ft and then they redone the job and put in all new hoses a tip to all telefork drivers dont put items under neath the boom arm on a jcb were all the pipes are exposed because it damages the metal pipes at £150 + labour ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithy140 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 i didnt really see it more done it but smashed my wrist on a bench in the science lab at school. it really hurt but for some reason I couldnt stop laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 the 2 jcb fitters that came to repair my fork lift the took all the hyd pipes that were badly fittied on thursday last week 2 were to short and 4 to long and all had the outer layer missing of about 5ft and then they redone the job and put in all new hoses a tip to all telefork drivers dont put items under neath the boom arm on a jcb were all the pipes are exposed because it damages the metal pipes at £150 + labour ;) You want to see what it does to a chainsaw when its left there......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 You want to see what it does to a chainsaw when its left there......... the same thing it dose to a quick cut :D new stihil needed on site let alone shovels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 the speed Harry crawls!!, reckon he'd beat Sean to a 1/4 pounder or Simon to a pint! :D and he is climbing up the furniture!.....little monkey! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 the speed Harry crawls!!, reckon he'd beat Sean to a 1/4 pounder or Simon to a pint! :D and he is climbing up the furniture!.....little monkey! :D yeah bring it on harry, you dont stand a chance :D moves a bit quicker than dad does then eh :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 My mum thinks Richarddd is a drugie cause of his cough......... :D : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 My mum thinks Richarddd is a drugie cause of his cough......... :D : you got a stutter tonight! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Kev! Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 My school photo for this year ;D Had one done with Smellyexhaust ( my brother for those who dont know xD) The woman said 'put your arm round him' i said 'do i have to???' she said 'fine just lean on him then' me 'OK! ' just looks stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffithsbros Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 the mess my mate got into Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 the speed Harry crawls!!, reckon he'd beat Sean to a 1/4 pounder or Simon to a pint! :D and he is climbing up the furniture!.....little monkey! :D I bet he'd beat his old man to the bar anyday ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 My school photo for this year ;D Had one done with Smellyexhaust ( my brother for those who dont know xD) The woman said 'put your arm round him' i said 'do i have to???' she said 'fine just lean on him then' me 'OK! ' just looks stupid! Can we see it so we can decide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Kev! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Can we see it so we can decide? Ermmm Maybe i'll ask mum if I can put the 'Proof' Picture on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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