NIGEL FORD Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 In school i had lunch and got told all the people who go on a bus,they could go home But all the the people who walked had tho stay at school(laugh out loud) ;D no change there then in nearly 50 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 This picture :laugh: I don't know whats more dangerous....standing up on a sledge or driving a lowloader at the moment : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndeere3040 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 see my come out of bed with a hangover ;D and the whole day have a headage ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masseyjack590 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 the bus breaking down and stopping at my stop i went home while the rest of them had to wait for another bus :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 This very funny blog: http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 this ;D ;D the vids halfway down on the right to see it happen http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/20012010/58/wardrobe-malfunction-ace.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 this ;D ;D the vids halfway down on the right to see it happen http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/20012010/58/wardrobe-malfunction-ace.html Park a bike in that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffithsbros Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 at LAMMA when me and my mate asked the John Deere salesmen a couple of questions and they had no idea what we were on about (john deere related questions of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 It was 3 am your time and I looked who is on.... It was me, msn, google and yahoo.... Their a bit quiet won't return any pms and I think all 3 are liars.... \ \ wish there was someone else here to talk with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 the amount of people out side tescos queing to get in a 9.58am 30of them : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05rich Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 i found this picture on facebook, made me laugh it is from a maths exam paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 i found this picture on facebook, made me laugh it is from a maths exam paper so what should the answer be? ;D Silly but true, I know someone who only put his name on an maths exam paper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey123 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 well it wasn't really today but it was on friday. i was at school and the last lesson of the day was p.e. we were playing basketball and we decided to mess about no rules i hit the basketball against the wall and it bounced hit some one on the back of the head and then it happend again and again and again and every time it happend i fell on the floor laughing and i dont know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick henton Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 it wasn't today it happened on Friday my work mate was helping me shunt some skips in the yard i picked a heavy one up to be moved my mate did the same his bin was a little lighter but it lifted the front of his lorry up about 2foot he chickened out and refused to move it but it was the look on his face that made me laugh ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 A couple of things during the ploughing matches this weekend. On Saturday I was giving a friend of mine a hand when he needed me for finishing up/marking out etc and an old fella comes over and says to us " For young lads yer doing a great job" Yesterday, one of the competitors drove into the wrong plot and ploughed a few feet and then someone stopped him. Went back to his one and nearly buried his JD 6220 and was wondering why she wasn't moving judging by the expletives used. He was only half way when he wanted to know what time the dinner was at ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothing runs like a **** Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Farmer Dan came to my work collecting his new 12x6 flat trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted January 29, 2010 Author Share Posted January 29, 2010 Blimey, must be a big bloke to lift a trailer like that.... We usually use Jack..... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothing runs like a **** Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Some one always has to be smart "laugh out loud" also a jockey wheel could have been used instead of a jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 These.... some of the things posted by friends on facebook ain't half amusing!! Coldplay - Viva la Vida http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt1eQ8BvfP8 This next one is VERY rude and the language is VERY CHOICE... be warned.... if you have a delicate constitution leave well alone... likewise, probably unsuitable for our younger readers....! I shouldn't Daniel O'Donnell - B*tches & H*es http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGoPBKXAKNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 well not seeing but the smell of slurry being mixed about me.. Going be a race to see who's out first tomorow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 My husband being challenged by a cock pheasant in all of his glorious colours! We had had a drive to the south coast - Gorran Haven (the beach was beautiful - naturist but too cold for any naked bums!) - we were on our way back down lots of little Cornish lanes. The pheasant refused to move out of the middle of the lane and when my husband wound down the window and shouted 'Move out of the way you brainless bird' it just puffed itself up and started to try and get in the car. It then chased us down the road - hilarious!!! Round the corner we saw a partridge - first one Shaun has seen in the wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tractor Twitcher Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Aside from Dictionary.com's "Word of the Day" and Texas Hold'em poker, i'm not really one for adding all the remaining g-zillion pointless applications available to facebook users, so when a good friend of mine posted this in their status bar.... Nicola "found a lost, lonely, cold, starving, orphaned, 5 legged, slightly emaciated lamb in Farmville, so she put it out of its misery". ....it made me chuckle just a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 My husband being challenged by a Willy pheasant in all of his glorious colours! We had had a drive to the south coast - Gorran Haven (the beach was beautiful - naturist but too cold for any naked bums!) - we were on our way back down lots of little Cornish lanes. The pheasant refused to move out of the middle of the lane and when my husband wound down the window and shouted 'Move out of the way you brainless bird' it just puffed itself up and started to try and get in the car. It then chased us down the road - hilarious!!! Round the corner we saw a partridge - first one Shaun has seen in the wild. I have just noticed that our forum censor, who must be awake 24/7, has changed Cock Pheasant to Willy Pheasant!!!! ;D That is sooooooo funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Just been out for a smoke and heard loads of "willys" going up to roost over in the wood....... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Our class went on a trip today from agri collage. Transit Minibus, Full of students, Driving through busy centre Belfast, Gas power Air Horn ;D ;D ;D ;D Mighty crack! That was deff £8 well spent!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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