Lord Ferguson Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Getting a numpty for no reason :'( :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Slide waiting times at Butlins Swimming Pool, anyone ever been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Finding out the nectarine I had been eating had to be forcably removed from Marky bum with tweezers **********Insert Puking Smikey Here **************** :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Finding out the nectarine I had been eating had to be forcably removed from Marky bum with tweezers **********Insert Puking Smikey Here **************** :D :D :D :D ... molegrips actually... did you wash it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Was the taste of WD-40 still attached? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Some muppet siezing up the alternator on my poor Massey :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 ... molegrips actually... did you wash it Boiled it in a bleach solution actually and yes it did have a faint taste of WD-40 now you mention it Luke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 All the pain that Nectarine went through, and you ate it, R.I.P. Nectarine :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 All the pain that Nectarine went through, and you ate it, R.I.P. Nectarine :'( :'( :'( Yep just waiting to pass the stone now :o :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Yep just waiting to pass the stone now :o :o :o It'll come out easy Scott, what with all that WD-40 ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Some muppet siezing up the alternator on my poor Massey :o :o Shoot them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Maybe we should have a small service.... Bow you heads lads please.... Our father Bless this nectarine... who sadly passed over to the other side... of TBF's tummy... Let us not be sad... but rejoice in all the good times this little stoney fruit enjoyed in it's short life From picking.... it was sold to a local Fruit & Veg wholesaler... who loving cared for it... well... up until the accident... After UNINTENTIONAL (oh yes it was) insertion... the light came on again... when Doctor Peahc removed the little fella with his molegrips and the assistance of WD40... shortly after this time... the little fruit found happiness as a plug in the washing up sink.... Then.. sadly.. things took a turn for the worse... the poor chap was shipped to a far away country... where he was cruely mistreated by an evil mate who soaked him in bleach... scrubbed him until he was red raw... and then viciously assulted him... biting at his very core (well stone).... sadly the injury's he sustained in this attack were terminal... and the poor little fruit was no more... So let us think about the good times this fruit enjoyed... and may the purpitrator of this evil crime pay for his horrible deed AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Shoot them I couldn't, they've bought and fitted a new one for me, for free :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Maybe we should have a small service.... Bow you heads lads please.... Our father Bless this nectarine... who sadly passed over to the other side... of TBF's tummy... Let us not be sad... but rejoice in all the good times this little stoney fruit enjoyed in it's short life From picking.... it was sold to a local Fruit & Veg wholesaler... who loving cared for it... well... up until the accident... After UNINTENTIONAL (oh yes it was) insertion... the light came on again... when Doctor Peahc removed the little fella with his molegrips and the assistance of WD40... shortly after this time... the little fruit found happiness as a plug in the washing up sink.... Then.. sadly.. things took a turn for the worse... the poor chap was shipped to a far away country... where he was cruely mistreated by an evil mate who soaked him in bleach... scrubbed him until he was red raw... and then viciously assulted him... biting at his very core (well stone).... sadly the injury's he sustained in this attack were terminal... and the poor little fruit was no more... So let us think about the good times this fruit enjoyed... and may the purpitrator of this evil crime pay for his horrible deed AMEN AMEN, poor nectarine :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 AMEN :'( And for times ahead let the love of the little fruit blossom out throughout the world. He shall sadly be missed :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Some tw@ts knocked my front wall down..... > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Maybe we should have a small service.... Bow you heads lads please.... Our father Bless this nectarine... who sadly passed over to the other side... of TBF's tummy... Let us not be sad... but rejoice in all the good times this little stoney fruit enjoyed in it's short life From picking.... it was sold to a local Fruit & Veg wholesaler... who loving cared for it... well... up until the accident... After UNINTENTIONAL (oh yes it was) insertion... the light came on again... when Doctor Peahc removed the little fella with his molegrips and the assistance of WD40... shortly after this time... the little fruit found happiness as a plug in the washing up sink.... Then.. sadly.. things took a turn for the worse... the poor chap was shipped to a far away country... where he was cruely mistreated by an evil mate who soaked him in bleach... scrubbed him until he was red raw... and then viciously assulted him... biting at his very core (well stone).... sadly the injury's he sustained in this attack were terminal... and the poor little fruit was no more... So let us think about the good times this fruit enjoyed... and may the purpitrator of this evil crime pay for his horrible deed AMEN AMEN, although I really should avoid reading the forum when customers are in the office. They are looking at me strange as I was bursting out laughing. Cracking post Marky :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Some tw@ts knocked my front wall down..... > > With a nectarine :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Or was it one of your explosive guffs Marky? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I couldn't, they've bought and fitted a new one for me, for free :D :D And what a nice person they are Amen mecterine hope you have a prosperious death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 With a nectarine :o With a fookin lorry, there's a skip going outside in the next few days on a one month permit..... they can reverse back up the lane again then.... Makes Bens road look like a motorway! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 With a fookin lorry, there's a skip going outside in the next few days on a one month permit..... they can reverse back up the lane again then.... Makes Bens road look like a motorway! :D :D :D Oh dear Doc... it wasn't a white scania with cock written on it was it :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 And what a nice person they are Amen mecterine hope you have a prosperious death Oh dear Doc... it wasn't a white scania with Willy written on it was it :o :D :D :D :D :D :D :D A.J WILLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 : I'm not sure I like the cut of your jib. . ... . [ [ Watch your valve caps down Toytrac!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 A missed photo oppurtunity of a Claas 85 with Vaderstadt Rexius Twin on the back heading towards me while I sat in slow traffic :'-( And as of yesterday - having to use the flatbed for a few days. Back to straps and nets for every load and waiting time everywhere I go. Pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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