Powerstarâ„¢ Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 horses have that affect on woman too, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 horses have that affect on woman too, Spect that's got something to do with being in control of something with a big dangly thing, after all no man would measure up to that, would they . Apparently riding them bareback has the same effect as chocolate on a woman. ;D . can you picture it------horse doing 70 mph down hill being ridden by a woman with a crazed look on her face, riding hat on back to front and her foaming at the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I am now after bein woken up at 7 by the bird, doing a college assignment on maintenance of tractors so guess what tractor i'm doing it on my Renault ares 735 RZ.... Gavin you have converted me :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 I am now after bein woken up at 7 by the bird, doing a college assignment on maintenance of tractors so guess what tractor i'm doing it on my Renault ares 735 RZ.... Gavin you have converted me :D What sort of bird is she Phil? Penguin, ostrich, pelican ;D All the birds I've been with like a good old lie in on a Sunday, was yours wanting some trill :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Duck got a rather tasty breast :D she was going to work and was a bit bored before hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 Duck got a rather tasty breast :D she was going to work and was a bit bored before hand Shes quackers then ;D Taxi, quick before I get pecked to death \ \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 A very bad quality joke there nath :D Dont tell me your still a lil hungover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 A very bad quality joke there nath :D Dont tell me your still a lil hungover I spend most of my life hungover, the rest of it drunk : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 catching up with 5 unread pages....that will teach me to not go on for a day!!, taking a few model pics, moving car to front of house and initiating 'Operation Landrover parking' :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 not much woke up at 4am with a killer headache, 2nd day running, gf took me to doctor then on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 'Operation Landrover parking' was successful :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmernick06 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Well yesterday i went with the girlfriend to Bluewater shopping centre ... Great fun * And watched a film and walked around etc. Then round my best mates chatting to her and my mates girlfriend until around 3 in the morning. Then got dragged out of bed this morning to be taken to rugby. And now catching up with 5 pages of unreads and doing an English essay ... which will be closely followed by an RE essay and then a History essay. Anyone who speicalises on who shot JFK PM me ;) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 :D Looks good Holmes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewHolland2 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Fed the cows, bedded one of the courts, started mucking out two of the pens then an early finish for some revision...... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Holmes I bet you sneak on next doors trampoline in the arly hours don't you! I know I would!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Holmes I bet you sneak on next doors trampoline in the arly hours don't you! I know I would!! have thought about it, walls not too safe to scale over though :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 you really need to get a nice big horse box on the bck, or trailer of some sort, just to add to the lenght of it mate, make them move even further away from there front garden eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 i'm hoping soon the grass will turn into blockpaving and the drop kerb moved 2 to the left so it slopes from the edge of the grass left ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 i'm hoping soon the grass will turn into blockpaving and the drop kerb moved 2 to the left so it slopes from the edge of the grass left ;D sounds good mate, wish my neighbours would build a drive on theres,she cant park to save her life i can tell ya, always overhanging our drive, which means going right and turning round before leaving, had several words with her about it, still does it, sure its him telling her to do it after our last falling out over my shed work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 ours are the same ,you have a go at them and they listen and do it for a while then then move one car out to get to the garage, which they park more or less where the landrover is then not move it back for a few days, i can tolerate so much, Julie flies off the handle but i cannot see why they cant move the car back instead of leaving 2 on the road, thus having 3 spaces to park in and us only 1. a guy down the street is also having the same done at the same time. no one down her has any common sense! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 have thought about it, walls not too safe to scale over though :D :D :D Yeah it does look a bit notorious \ Looks like someone drove in to it? Did mrs H leave the handbrake off one day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Now.... I've had an idea... let me just run this one past you... Buy another small trampoline... put it this side of the wall.... et voilet as the frensh say BOING.... you are over the wall, without touching it... and ready tpo play on the BIG GIRLS trampoline... make the last bounce your best one... and BOING you are back over the wall again.... Argh.... hang on... I may have found a floor in this SUPERB plan... if you land on the trampoline you may well boing back on to the one you have juets left... and therefore spend the entire day (and night) pinging backwards and forwards... Suppose it will take you mind off the neighbours parking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj witch Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 beckys 6th birthday party , jelly every where , now watching the GUNNERS/utd game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Now.... I've had an idea... let me just run this one past you... Buy another small trampoline... put it this side of the wall.... et voilet as the frensh say BOING.... you are over the wall, without touching it... and ready tpo play on the BIG GIRLS trampoline... make the last bounce your best one... and BOING you are back over the wall again.... Argh.... hang on... I may have found a floor in this SUPERB plan... if you land on the trampoline you may well boing back on to the one you have juets left... and therefore spend the entire day (and night) pinging backwards and forwards... Suppose it will take you mind off the neighbours parking. :D :D :D I've had a thought, Ben couldn't possibly spend all night on a trampoline because all his money would fall out his pocket, and the world will come to an end!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Impossible Luke... he had his pockets sewn up in 1983 mate - nobody has been in them since :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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