Lord Ferguson Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 For your information this one is 24 :D Stone :o - christ Gav.... go on top... er... when you are wrestling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 He brought Mrs F to persuade her that Marky is normal :D Be serious... not in daylight Colm :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 For your information this one is 24 :D i didn't want to know her weight :P :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i didn't want to know her weight :P :D thats not her weight, its your IQ :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 thats not her weight, its your IQ :D It wasn't even that high last time i looked :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 It wasn't even that high last time i looked :D Took you long enough to think of a come back :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Took you long enough to think of a come back :D i had to speak to somone at the door and i'm on dail up at the minute so stop picking on me :'( :'( :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 My pay packet ;D ?150 xmas bonus added to it ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 My pay packet ;D ?150 xmas bonus added to it ;D How dare you!! Not only do we not get a bonus the government has fiddled us out of our pay rise!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 How dare you!! Not only do we not get a bonus the government has fiddled us out of our pay rise!! :D :o Oh dear Guess I shouldn't mention the payrise I got 2 weeks ago then either :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 :o Oh dear Guess I shouldn't mention the payrise I got 2 weeks ago then either :D No :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 No :D yeah please dont! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Yes indeed... I have a fish tank... with Christopher the crab in it... you wanna see him Sorry.... forgot... Christopher tapped in the window tonight and reminded me he's not had his pic up of the forum yet Here he is... The Histon Produce company mascott.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Sorry.... forgot... Christopher tapped in the window tonight and reminded me he's not had his pic up of the forum yet Here he is... The Histon Produce company mascott.... He's lovely Marky... and look in super condition too * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Ok - get ready for the Numpties!! There appears to be a distinct lack of water in that picture - so is Christopher a land crab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Not a numpty at all Kev... he's both... he had his own stretch of "Beach" - in the real world he would live under a rock on the edge of a river... he's an air breather... but he has to keep his lungs wet if you see what I mean.. Mandy... he's in poor shape at the moment... he's got his "old clothes" on... Forgive me if you all know... but to keep growing, crabs have to come out of their shell every few months - quite some feat of engineering really... She (yes Christopher is a she) will soon start to starve herself... and then one day (when nobody is looking).. she'll simply step out of the back of her shell - then she'll be bright blue and soft... so she'll go into hiding for a few days while she hardens off. Amazing creatures.... Some scientists reckon if they ever find advanced alien life it will be in the shape of a crab... they are one of the only creatures to inhabit every area of the world... they can be found in the coldest of climates (with anti-freeze for blood !) and the hottest desserts (with groved shells to collect the morning dew) My god... I am sooooooo boring :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 No it's not boring. I think it is amazing! Is She difficult to look after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Not a numpty at all Kev... he's both... he had his own stretch of "Beach" - in the real world he would live under a rock on the edge of a river... he's an air breather... but he has to keep his lungs wet if you see what I mean.. Mandy... he's in poor shape at the moment... he's got his "old clothes" on... Forgive me if you all know... but to keep growing, crabs have to come out of their shell every few months - quite some feat of engineering really... She (yes Christopher is a she) will soon start to starve herself... and then one day (when nobody is looking).. she'll simply step out of the back of her shell - then she'll be bright blue and soft... so she'll go into hiding for a few days while she hardens off. Amazing creatures.... Some scientists reckon if they ever find advanced alien life it will be in the shape of a crab... they are one of the only creatures to inhabit every area of the world... they can be found in the coldest of climates (with anti-freeze for blood !) and the hottest desserts (with groved shells to collect the morning dew) My god... I am sooooooo boring :D No fascinating... and you're never boring darling * * Presumbly it's really difficult to sex crabs then \ When did you discover she was a girlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 No it's not boring. I think it is amazing! Is She difficult to look after? Not really Kev... she eats fruit... and any flies we catch in the summer :D No fascinating... and you're never boring darling * * Presumbly it's really difficult to sex crabs then \ When did you discover she was a girlie Nope... its easy with a rainbow crab... they have a different shaped "sump plate" for want of a better expression... Plus she's always on the phone.... or doing her lippy... and when you come in late she sits with her legs folded and turns her back on you... sometimes she won't speak to me for a week :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Not really Kev... she eats fruit... and any flies we catch in the summer :DNope... its easy with a rainbow crab... they have a different shaped "sump plate" for want of a better expression... Plus she's always on the phone.... or doing her lippy... and when you come in late she sits with her legs folded and turns her back on you... sometimes she won't speak to me for a week :D Erm... so why did you call her Christopher then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Er... because I didn't read up on the sexing bit before I purchased her - It was too late then... She was Christopher by the time we found out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 is her tank in the same room as Terry's little table?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 is her tank in the same room as Terry's little table?? :D Just about Ben :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I can see Jez starting a new poll here, The Worst Quoter!! Interesting stuff though Mark, quite facinating how the world and its inhabitants all evolve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Been to see my new house today... and took someone special with me to criticise the building work Completion 21st December.... I cannot wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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