Rick

Hmmm good points......I assumed everyone talked like Sean.....errrr cheese we have our diff. kinds of cheese and accents too....I did not realize how much different in population our countries are...American 313 million people, England 67 million people......according to the news in regards to the party going on over there right now.......Oh well off to our #3 home for a two month visit...going to miss Arizona......

Missy Franklin is an American Gold Medal winner in swimming. Her favorite club in school is called the Anglo File Club. They meet each month. The requirements of the club are: Learning how to speak like someone from England, Eating Pork Pie once a week, and walking one mile in wellies....No doubt a few pansey pink ones too...... This may look random but it is the truth.... :- and not easy for a Yank to admit too....

I think they goofed...Romney was a poor choice........Obama will win.........

Yes thats it....Made us yanks look very random....knucklehead..

Us Yanks just can't stay out of trouble with our Brit cousins.... Can just imagine what Sean is saying about us.. :laugh:

That is a nice shot must be a super camera and also confirms my theory after dealing with Sean that Devon is not the end of the world but you can see it from there...

a tinne is usally found in the white goddess rick, or in emergency cases the white king depends how long you have to/ want to wait till you can drink them

He does this on purpose doesn't he , just to wind me up... "white goddess, white king" May have Aunty Sue put on her pink wellies and march down there to Devon and smack that lad....him and his "tin".....

ahh the "tin" I assume that is the can.......wonder does everyone speak like that in Devon??? I assume speaking English is not a big requirement there.... He must of got along well on the trip to Alaska....."Oi, white errr"....

Mandy do you have no consideration for Hattie or Penny And imagine the reduction in tyre air that is being saved Perfect hmmmmmmm.. Well no help with Laundry then....going to hope everyone is upwind of Lordy......Thank goodness I have the pond.......

Could someone please translate "a tin of his mate carl sburg"...... Sean, I can very well look after myself, it's looking up what your saying that waste my day

Im glad your aware of my esteem skills with getting along with Brits...very insightful of you Aunty Jo.. Have you noticed the price of Pot Noodles and Pork Pie have dropped to the basement since Marky joined the "Jenny Criag" club? My daughter in MK tells me everywhere except in Devon, and don't take no genius to figure out who is responsible for that.....Mr. Spelling Bee himself...

56 pounds whew...that is a lot of weight...Maybe he had a nose job? that should worth a few stones.... well whatever, I guess I need to learn Brit math...what for though Can't understand Brit Speak either, and Sean don't make it any easier.....thank god we have the "aunties" to translate...

Stones how does a person loose stones...I know my neigbor passed 3 kidney stones and he still has fat ankles....and has a sign on his bum.."No Hand Ball Here".... so how can lossing stones make a person skinny Got to be Brit speak.....hmmmmm Bet it just rip poor Diane's heart to see those Brochures out the door....poor thing.......

I think the aunties should be checking on Marky, maybe Mandy can stop by to show him how to do laundry..poor chap... What about Patrick no one mentioned him...does he have visting rights?? :'( Who's going to take him out for field training and confuse the ell out of him?? Oh it's too much......Imagine Marky and Uncle Billy hooking up....two old widows.... what a sight........

In gym then...bet the lads had a word to say about the daft old fart with a tractor tattoo.... "errrr get a load of farmer McDonald over there eee probably got "Thomas the Train" on is chest".....I'll be laughing me head off tonight........

It must be my delicate personality Aunty Sue .....plus Sean, who just adores us Yanks....on and on he goes......drives me to the (verge) < a new word I just learned somewhere.. To be honest the auntys are my favorite along with Lady F... I think they should be "Queen Mods"....Get sideways with one of them and its like paint being removed from the barn door..... however, I think they walk on water......and since I seldom step out of line I have no worries..... except when that Devon Dork or Marky winds me up.. endearment, hmmm let me look in my Yank dictionanary....flip flip going through the pages ah here it is: " A term used by Brits who love Yanks"....ohh got it now, Aunty Sue

Sue, Sean look at oli and tell me that aint random....yet not one word from you lot...... if it was me I been giving a right o boot behind the ear....taint fair :'(

Since I've not been on much I spent half the night going through Marky's past post...I think I found evidence of guilt......Seems he been fooling around with some women, one named Hattie and another named Penny....My dear mother warned me when I was a young lad a few years ago.. loose women can be the downfall of a good man...... Poor Marky, surprised me that the Aunties and Lady F did not do a better job watching over him.....

Well pot noodles care packages....hmmmmmmm....wonder about pork pies....he does love those too.....all 19 stones of him ;D

I hold him with much regard, respect and admire as a self made businessman.........Now if anyone could please inform me of what brand pot- noodles he likes I would appreciate it because I would invest some cash into the stock of the pot-noodles, since if he is on his own, the price has got to go through the roof.....I dont see anything random about this.......

Sue and Sean, let me remind you only the Brits call me "Random", no one ever from Cameroom, has called me "Random, nor anyone from Turkey, not even someone from Israel has ever called me "Random".....cased closed.....pwwwwthhhh

Well not around much, can't stay out of the naughty corner long enough.....thanks anyway Aunty Sue...

This is not good news.........hope all goes well for you Marky.....this old forum aint the same without ya, big guy....Im sure everyone is sending you best wishes....

Absolutely thrilled is more like it.

A friend emailed me with a link to the Autosport forum where there was a topic discussing the Stirling Moss model car collection at the Haynes Museum in Sparkford. Many of you know that this collection belonged to my late husband and was bought by the museum in 2008. The topic was fascinating but contained several misapprehensions which needed correcting.

I registered on this forum and it took 4 DAYS before an administrator validated and allowed me to post (thank goodness FTF is not so tight) but the response from my posting has been worth it as I loved that collection almost as much as Stu did.

This sounds interesting any photos around by chance???

Glad that worked out for Mandy...and what website do you have Aunty Sue???

I would suggest you may want to turn on the security camera, he may be lurking near by just waiting to nick those gems...If he gets a bad case of the MF Trots nothing will stop him....I see your from Devon, Seanie Pullover aint your neighbor is he?? He and Lord F. are thick as thieves in regards to MF....word up Paul aint nothing "fine" when those two get together.....Us Yanks know the "skinny" on those two...

Yo Wil more chance that Patrick" is the one in need of medical attention if that was is true...

have to admit rick old fergy hasnt been on here for a while,he is missing all my massey convo's, im sure all is fine with him

I would suggest you may want to turn on the security camera, he may be lurking near by just waiting to nick those gems...If he gets a bad case of the MF Trots nothing will stop him....I see your from Devon, Seanie Pullover aint your neighbor is he?? He and Lord F. are thick as thieves in regards to MF....word up Paul aint nothing "fine" when those two get together.....Us Yanks know the "skinny" on those two...

That's it Wil, done in by "fine print". Can you just see it....at hospital: Doctor, "Now Mr. Fartinson", ("FERGUSON" mumbles Marky), "OK, Mr. Ferguson, you wanted to trim your nose hairs how"?

Marky: "No I was reading a very important document and with me bloody cold, I sneezed and me konk went right through the screen"....

Doctor: "Right then". "Nurse, (whispering), call Psych. ward, we got another looney we're sending up".

Nurse: "wait till they see this daft blokes Massey Y Fronts", it will be the padded room for sure

Go drink some cider Mr. Pullover, bloody old git. Like there aint nothin random about a spider in a temp guage which you seemed to be interested in....of course it's not random then.....no offense to Aunty Sue mind. This is a very "hearthfelt" thread, on wherebouts of Lord Fartinson, your Massey brother....Senior Mod, superior veggie polisher and all around good egg......

Going to be 2 am before I get to bed. My son in law from MK is here with the family and has accepted a job in SA. So we are up talking about selling their house in MK. He is up signing his contract and Im up playing father in law.....will miss the family when they go to SA...heck of a long ways to go.....both are from SA so glad to get back to the sun and out of the rain......

A leg broke off my glasses today.i'm due an other eye test in July anyway so I think i will just get a new pair asap. I wonder if they will be covered by Costco's lifetime guarantee Anyway held together with sellotape just now but I still have two older spare pairs,

A leg broke off my glasses today.i'm due an other eye test in July anyway so I think i will just get a new pair asap. I wonder if they will be covered by Costco's lifetime guarantee Anyway held together with sellotape just now but I still have two older spare pairs,

Uncle Billys at it again....Costco is going to put up a sign in the employee lounge: Do not sell to that daft Scot or we will be replacing it within a forthnight!! Oh just give him another orange and out the back door....