Lord Ferguson Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Well... all we know so far James is that he's a Large Geezer called Alan... and he likes to lurk in the shadows :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 . . ... and James is actually a golden retriever!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 in need of a vet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmitemania Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Mark you are very funny ;D I dont know about a vet I think behind the barn with a Shotgun would be kinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 * sound of cartridge box opening... gun being closed and footsteps * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 This topic is too random for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmitemania Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Maybe we should call you Random Rick This topic is too random for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I think it's come to something when Rick can't over-conundrum a topic.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 can't what.. over conundrum... we've got a conundrum machine in the gents at our local... please speak English for us what ain't 'ad a upbringing like what you 'as Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 can't what.. over conundrum... we've got a conundrum machine in the gents at our local... please speak English for us what ain't 'ad a upbringing like what you 'as Be careful Marky - I have been told that a conundrum will not offer you full protection ....yours helpfully, Aunty Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 thanks Aunty Jo.. I do find they have a useful teat bit on the end... which I have worked out myself is for putting your foot on to aid taking your 'conundrum' off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 can't what.. over conundrum... we've got a conundrum machine in the gents at our local... please speak English for us what ain't 'ad a upbringing like what you 'as It made sense the second time I read that... the first skim read as 'we've got a conundrum machine in our local news agents....'.... WTF I thought?!?! And then I read it properly... and it was less weird... thanks Aunty Jo.. I do find they have a useful teat bit on the end... which I have worked out myself is for putting your foot on to aid taking your 'conundrum' off Wouldn't you need to get a 'friend' to help with that...? Or are your legs a lot shorter than I remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I have just had a call from Big Al. He's said he will reveal all for a price. What shall I say to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 No I like him in the shadows... kind of adds some mystique to the forum \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I have just had a call from Big Al. He's said he will reveal all for a price. What shall I say to him? how about that's not very fair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 No I like him in the shadows... kind of adds some mystique to the forum \ OK I will keep him talking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 how about that's not very fair? Clever - I can see why you are doing a degree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Clever - I can see why you are doing a degree! no that was an example of "bad mood" humour. glad you liked it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 no that was an example of "bad mood" humour. glad you liked it though Why are you in a bad mood? You have loads of friends to off load to on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 not on me he's not... sod off Alex gumpy face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 not on me he's not... sod off Alex gumpy face Mods are there to help. I was told this on good authority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Mods are there to help. I was told this on good authority. Bet you read that somewhere didn't ya....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Maybe we should call you Random Rick You been talking to Ben again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Mods are there to help. I was told this on good authority. Not all of them Aunty Jo.. one of us has to be the 'pretty face' of FTF... kind of like the face of Lorelle... because I'm worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmitemania Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Who me, NO , please pops,dont hurt me. ;D You been talking to Ben again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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