Ade Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 DEAR SANTA AS YOU NO I HAVE BEEN A GOOD LITTLE BOY EATEN ALL MY GREENS AND CARROTS ECT. I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOU HEART TO BRING ME THIS ON CHRISTMAS MORNING ..... I WILL LEAVE YOU A BOTTLE OF MALT AND SOME NICE BIO DIESEL FOR YA DEERES ( WELL ITS 2006 HE WONT HAVE REIN DEARS NOW ) THANK YOU MR SANTA.. YOURS ADE (33).....PS ONE OF THEM STRAIGHT DRIVING THINGS WOULD GO DOWN WELL TOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMurF Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 HO HO NO not unless you have been a very very very good boy (NOT) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Wouldnt you want a 930 instead of the older 926 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Santa doesn't like boys who YELL :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 NOPE THAT WILL DO JUST FINE .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 no need to SHOUT at santa & if i asked for a 930 he'd probably tell me i shouldn't of turned down the job offer of fendt 930 tractor driver awhile back so serves me right :'( :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewHolland2 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Well I would like a wee Ford 3600, but if he's feeling kind a TM140 would do the job...... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Well if hes feeling mighty fine either a MF 8280 or 8480 will do me :D but if hes not feeling so kind a 3690 will do :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewHolland2 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 We don't want much do we...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Nope not at all :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 WE HE NEVER GOT ME THAT TRAIN SET SO I THINK ITS THE LEAST THO OLD BUGGER CAN DO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Dear Santa, For Christmas could you give lots of nice presents to the conservation officer, planning officer and listed building officer at my local council on the proviso they grant me planning permission for my extension, I will gladly forfit all my presents as it means I can buy loads more tractors next year. ? ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 HO,HO,NO :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Im serious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Computer sez no :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Dear Santa, I would like a New Holland TG285, but if you can't fit one in your sleigh, A New Holland TS115 will do Please could you send NCC an Ursus from me as he has been very rude and ignorant ths year , And as for mjb I think he could do with a newer pedal tractor, a nice Valtra, for CCF a new mower nothing to extravagent a Flymo hovermower will do nicely, FB can have a whoopee cushion to use around the office, F-P can have the 'Nine Million Bicycle' single to listen to over and over again, MF Fan can have a voucher for a MF logo tatoo to be placed on any 'sensible' part of his body, TBF can have a pair of socks (classic xmas present ) SMURF can have a inflatable 'Smurfette' for show purposes only , NH2 can have a pair of NH overalls with the attractive reflective strip around them , TM810 can have a special edition 'titty pink' golf ball set, Rick can have the 2007 diary, (another useless christmas present which sometimes crops up ) masseyfan can have a lump of coal, goodhead can have a video on how to stop Hiab robbery And everyone else can have a complimentary cheque book and pen, engraved with NCC 4 Titty Pink 4eva on them. Merry Xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 My present to you powerstar will be a kick in the ballcocks :D ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 No need for the abuse , I know Christmas is a time for giving, but it's also a time for recieving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Not that avenue again...................... : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Powerstar is for xmas and hopefully not for bloody life :D ;) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I already told you that one a while ago, don't touch what you can't afford :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I've only been touching you with the barge poll and that was to stop you from licking my toes :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 that was in your dreams Watch where your sticking that barge pole, you may enjoy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Aahh so it was, but that barge poll should still be hanging out of your ar$e where you begged me to ram it as hard as I could :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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