1st Clarkson bought an ex-farm hilux >?1500 ;
drove down steep steps = suspension fine
drove into a tree = dented wing + smashed headlight
tied it down to a causeway on the river severn at the irish sea entrance ,water rises 3m per hr , hi-lux takes battering in sea water for 2 hrs before ropes break & hi-lux dissapears. 8 hrs later, hi-lux found further down the beach full of sand ,silt & sea water within 20mins & lots of WD40 engine ,fires up after more than 10 hrs underwater !
Drop caravan from 20ft on it
Driven through a shed
Wreaking ball bashed into it
Set it on fire
When fire goes out on its own ,put the key in & the damn thing still starts & runs !