Guest Fendt pwr Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Haha good SMURF :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Blonde and a Brunette fall off a cliff, which one hits the bottom first? The Brunette because the Blonde has to ask for directions! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Blonde and a Brunette fall off a cliff, which one hits the bottom first? The Brunette because the Blonde has to ask for directions! :D :D :D :D, a classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
civilpek Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 What do you call postman pat when he retires? Pat ;D cracks me up every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Taxi for civilpek!!! :D :D talking of taxis, i now have to leave to venture out :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Taxi for civilpek!!! :D :D talking of taxis, i now have to leave to venture out? :( Bloody hell, where have they gone you're not picking them up while two........... I bet you're going on a chavcruise around town for an hour aren't you.... :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
civilpek Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i was meaning to ask him about the other 3 teachers with his misses forgot to reply to the post have a fetish for teachers if they are nice of course...... goes back to my school days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steiger fan Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 You, the tooth fary, and a smart blond jump off a skyscrapper. Who will hit the ground first? I will reveal the answer when someone guesses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Two Blondes walk into a bar.......... You think one of them would have noticed it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 How can you tell if a Blonde pads her bra ? She forgets to take the Kleenex out of the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Bloody hell, where have they gone you're not picking them up while two........... I bet you're going on a chavcruise around town for an hour aren't you....? :D :D got an early phone call so had to get them at 1 instead of 2 ....was a bit dissapointed i didnt get pulled over this time of year at that time of night with a car load of people!... :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i was meaning to ask him about the other 3 teachers with his misses forgot to reply to the post? have a fetish for teachers if they are nice of course...... goes back to my school days? well they were all female....and it ended up being just three of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 So one of them "Kopped off" then.... ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 So one of them "Kopped off" then.... ?? i got told her boyfriend picked her up as he was also out \ ....bugger were they loud on the way home!! ...and stunk of alcohol and turkish food! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steiger fan Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 You, the tooth fary, and a smart blond jump off a skyscrapper. Who will hit the ground first? I will reveal the answer when someone guesses Oakay nobody guessed so, you, beacause the toothfary and smart blonds don't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 What's pink and Hard A pig with a flickknife ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Whats brown and sticky?? A stick :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 What's pink shriveled and hangs out your pants Your mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 What's Green and smells Kermits Arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quangova Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 A Christmas Pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted "He's behind you".............! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 A Christmas Pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics descended into? chaos yesterday when someone shouted "He's behind you".............! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Whats borwn and often found in small childrens underpants ??? Michael Jacksons Hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPH Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fendt pwr Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Were's my mate?..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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