was in the hardware shop today and went to the till to pay, the girl serving me was in my clases last year so i asked her how she did in her gcses. she started 'a* in maths, a* in add maths...' and so on. she was that up herself she never even asked how i did . anyway it came to paying and it come to three quid 37pence, so i gave her a fiver... she started to come across puzzled and not able to sort out the change...out came the calculator :D :D i nicely said to her so much for your a*'s :D She went red...good medicine for her ignorance