Rick

How did this mess finish??

Think I just found him

Anyone seen the blinking veggie picker around?? Or maybe he's still on the "verge"?

Oh pulleasseeeeeeeee don't bring that up again...Bloody swede, gave me pyles in those days.....However, my spelling has impovred since I got rid of the Sean Pullen Pox.... Aunty Sue must have the most interesting windows in the UK.....She's always got something going on with them....

Oh I do that all the time, it just slips out..thinking its old age is the reason and four years of abuse by Sean....Oh course never to a lovely lady like you.....

Did you stop and say "how do" to the lady who had to replace the one orange on the last visit to Costco??? Can just see it this time: Staff "Blimey look oooos back again probably got a hollow egg when the daft bugger stopped to pick up his easter coloring set and dozen eggs". Ell, er he comes our way, probably wanting a 2p screw for that bleedin old tiller of his.....mucky ole bugger, lets hide in the back room."

We went back to Toyota Avalon a dream machine........

Barry how can you say it it's immoral, this is a family forum...looking at MF brochures.. have you no shame...it's too much The Aunties would be shocked...

Lord help me, my sister in law from Fla. is here and we're have "Pullenover Curry Chicken".... I hello heartburn no doubt........My first time ever for Curry........

I may need a closer look...I'll send my address right over so you can let me see it.... Some nice talent there.........well done

Do tell, seems the Plymouth Pud is still vice presy of the Massey Boyscout troop.....never a bad word about a Massey addict.....go figure.... What the ell is a "Tender Document" More Brit speak no doubt...... I know what "Tender" means...so maybe he is painting a sign called a document that says "Do handle gently, and be kind and "tender" to our brusselsprouts??? How can that keep anyone off FTF Lame if ya ask me...course I'm just a pencil neck yank so what should I know.....

It's just as I expected. Sooner or later there would be one too many Massey Ferguson buys and his Lordship may have crossed that line with the mower.....If there is a memorial or if his body turns up please keep me inform and do try a "Noun Verb" sentence structure when sharing with me what happened to him...Something must of happened, he's only been on once this week....Diane no doubt had much to do with it....I'm on the verge of having to give up watching Top Gear, since it makes me all weepy thinking of what could of it be.... Note: Uncle Billy, and Wil, keep your remarks in context please, this is no time for random digs.... sniff..

I'm on the "verge", of getting it Uncle Billy, thanks for the concern.

Please keep that SOB over there, he is lower then a parasite, as far as Im concerned...Good riddens if he moves on.....

Yo Wil heads up mate....Here in America when you see a guy with a gun case like that, you either run or wet your pants.. see ya around..."slosh slosh slosh"

I bet a nice private pm would handle your problem...From my experience I've never seen a lot of success when I threaten or shamed someone to solve a problem...and at 66 I'm a slow learner......

Hey the aunties are my good friends, sorry for the misunderstanding......carried away I guess so glad to see another yank And I thought by now no one takes me serious....

Well another yank, with luke back we'll be taken over the place soon........ Welcome aboard...get a good Brit talk speak book your going to need it.. watch out for the MF virus..nasty bug....also stay clear of the anyone in Cambridge or Devon for that matter...nutters one and all...need any advice just dial Pops...oh don't mess with the Aunties either...could shorten your life.....

Looking for Brit Mysteries in Amazon, anyone into Brit who done its??

My kidneys are stable...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa good news for an old duff like me...I may even live long enough to be informed Lady F. is getting married......

;D good one Wil, gave me a right chuckle that did.....Piss't around is what he seems to be good at.....if he would keep Patrick guarding the banannas and onions he would of "licked the crooks" to death before they even nicked the truck....poor ole Lard Fergunson

Well, could of said "on the side of the road", makes more sense, now Im on the verge of getting a divorce if I buy any more Toy Soldiers .. that kind of "verge I understand plus "Andy" comments gave me a chuckle....can just see a truck running about "Pesston Produce"...just a spray paint change will do it...

Good grief that is serious....."what's on the verge mean"?

Silly old fool...made me laugh....

Mike it would been cheaper to hire someone to cut your grass or call on your MF friend with his new mower no doubt he would be happy to give it a go and pay the for the petrol on top.....