nashmach Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 You are on a roll today :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james f Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Just diggin up a few from old emails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 :D Classic!! :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGEL FORD Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ' dropped into a pub on the way home last night,... cor it was rough,.... I'll tell you how rough it was, the pub quiz started soon after we walked in and the first question was "What you lookin' at"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ' dropped into a pub on the way home last night,... cor it was rough,.... I'll tell you how rough it was, the pub quiz started soon after we walked in and the first question was "What you lookin' at"? :D :D :D :D - Oh cracker Nigel... My sort of joke :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGEL FORD Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Hi Marky, glad you liked it, nice to meet you yesterday, hope you had a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Classic Nigel, classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Hi Marky, glad you liked it, nice to meet you yesterday, hope you had a good one. Yeah... would have been nice to chat for longer... but nice to meet you too Nigel... keep posting those jokes won't you... your's are always my favourites mate :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Yeti liked Bay hill so much he wants to move there :D Yippee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Yeti liked Bay hill so much he wants to move there :D Yippee :o - Thank god I live in BaR Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 :o - Thank god I live in BaR Hill No thats the place :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james f Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Phone Call ((((RING)))) **Pick Up** "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul " After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul " "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now" Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway" "Okay Daddy, just a minute" A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy" " And what happened honey?" he asked "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead" ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731 ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 :D :D excellent James ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Post-it - For those little things you might forget :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FB Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 shall i post these in joke section ??? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JC Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 The top one reminds me of something I often heard one of my mates sing when we were younger and in the company of loose women we had picked up..... "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me" :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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