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' dropped into a pub on the way home last night,... cor it was rough,....

I'll tell you how rough it was, the pub quiz started soon after we walked in and

the first question was  "What you lookin' at"?

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D - Oh cracker Nigel... My sort of joke  :D :D :D :D :D
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Hi Marky, glad you liked it, nice to meet you yesterday, hope you had a good one.

Yeah... would have been nice to chat for longer... but nice to meet you too Nigel... keep posting those jokes won't you... your's are always my favourites mate  :D :D
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Phone Call

((((RING))))

**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an

Uncle Paul "

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right

now"

Brief Pause

"Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the

table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that

Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to

the phone.

"I did it Daddy"

" And what happened honey?" he asked

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran

around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser

and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he

jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he

didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. he hit the

bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause**

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731 ??

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The top one reminds me of something I often heard one of my mates sing when we were younger and in the company of loose women we had picked up..... "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"  :D :D :D :D :D

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