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Maybe we should have a small service....

Bow you heads lads please....

Our father

Bless this nectarine... who sadly passed over to the other side... of TBF's tummy...

Let us not be sad... but rejoice in all the good times this little stoney fruit enjoyed in it's short life

From picking.... it was sold to a local Fruit & Veg wholesaler... who loving cared for it... well... up until the accident...

After UNINTENTIONAL (oh yes it was) insertion... the light came on again... when Doctor Peahc removed the little fella with his molegrips and the assistance of WD40... shortly after this time... the little fruit found happiness as a plug in the washing up sink....

Then.. sadly.. things took a turn for the worse... the poor chap was shipped to a far away country... where he was cruely mistreated by an evil mate who soaked him in bleach... scrubbed him until he was red raw... and then viciously assulted him... biting at his very core (well stone).... sadly the injury's he sustained in this attack were terminal... and the poor little fruit was no more...

So let us think about the good times this fruit enjoyed... and may the purpitrator of this evil crime pay for his horrible deed  >:(

AMEN

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Maybe we should have a small service....

Bow you heads lads please....

Our father

Bless this nectarine... who sadly passed over to the other side... of TBF's tummy...

Let us not be sad... but rejoice in all the good times this little stoney fruit enjoyed in it's short life

From picking.... it was sold to a local Fruit & Veg wholesaler... who loving cared for it... well... up until the accident...

After UNINTENTIONAL (oh yes it was) insertion... the light came on again... when Doctor Peahc removed the little fella with his molegrips and the assistance of WD40... shortly after this time... the little fruit found happiness as a plug in the washing up sink....

Then.. sadly.. things took a turn for the worse... the poor chap was shipped to a far away country... where he was cruely mistreated by an evil mate who soaked him in bleach... scrubbed him until he was red raw... and then viciously assulted him... biting at his very core (well stone).... sadly the injury's he sustained in this attack were terminal... and the poor little fruit was no more...

So let us think about the good times this fruit enjoyed... and may the purpitrator of this evil crime pay for his horrible deed  >:(

AMEN

AMEN, poor nectarine :'( :'( :'(

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Maybe we should have a small service....

Bow you heads lads please....

Our father

Bless this nectarine... who sadly passed over to the other side... of TBF's tummy...

Let us not be sad... but rejoice in all the good times this little stoney fruit enjoyed in it's short life

From picking.... it was sold to a local Fruit & Veg wholesaler... who loving cared for it... well... up until the accident...

After UNINTENTIONAL (oh yes it was) insertion... the light came on again... when Doctor Peahc removed the little fella with his molegrips and the assistance of WD40... shortly after this time... the little fruit found happiness as a plug in the washing up sink....

Then.. sadly.. things took a turn for the worse... the poor chap was shipped to a far away country... where he was cruely mistreated by an evil mate who soaked him in bleach... scrubbed him until he was red raw... and then viciously assulted him... biting at his very core (well stone).... sadly the injury's he sustained in this attack were terminal... and the poor little fruit was no more...

So let us think about the good times this fruit enjoyed... and may the purpitrator of this evil crime pay for his horrible deed  >:(

AMEN

AMEN, although I really should avoid reading the forum when customers are in the office. They are looking at me strange as I was bursting out laughing. Cracking post Marky  :D :D :D :D :D

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With a nectarine  :o :o :o

With a fookin lorry, there's a skip going outside in the next few days on a one month permit..... they can reverse back up the lane again then.... Makes Bens road look like a motorway!  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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With a fookin lorry, there's a skip going outside in the next few days on a one month permit..... they can reverse back up the lane again then.... Makes Bens road look like a motorway!  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Oh dear Doc... it wasn't a white scania with cock written on it was it  :o :o
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A missed photo oppurtunity of a Claas 85 with Vaderstadt Rexius Twin on the back heading towards me while I sat in slow traffic :'-( And as of yesterday - having to use the flatbed for a few days. Back to straps and nets for every load and waiting time everywhere I go. Pants.

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