Tractorman810 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 well us janners do speak funny english, but not that bad mate :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendt-man-matty Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 brother sent me this link :D :D http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 This........teenagers hey :D :D http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5041848/Teenager-paints-60ft-phallus-on-roof-of-family-home.html thats great Gav :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendt-man-matty Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 woops never noticed gav posted it up already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 my mum and dad best no annoy me anymore .........wheres my ladder and paint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 has anybody actually located it on google maps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothing runs like a **** Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 On way down to the car auction a Kubota tractor with big roller completely bogged in, it was still sitting there when we were coming back up the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Having a big row from deputy head, i looked down and saw there was a lump of sausage stuck on my shoe from lunch, never laughed so hard in my life :D she was shouting at me worse then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Having a big row from deputy head, i looked down and saw there was a lump of sausage stuck on my shoe from lunch, never laughed so hard in my life :D she was shouting at me worse then You really make me laugh! How come there was sausage on your shoe? Do you flatten your lunch before eating it? Or do you keep your lunch down your trousers? Poor deputy head - she probably wondered what on earth it was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 thats great Gav :D :D clasic wasnt it, havnt looked yet, i must confess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 You really make me laugh! How come there was sausage on your shoe? Do you flatten your lunch before eating it? Or do you keep your lunch down your trousers? Poor deputy head - she probably wondered what on earth it was! No i think i was eating so fast to get a minute of fresh air before she found me it must have dropped off my fork , she just said.. im not laughing, wich made me laugh even more , she nearly had to phone my mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 No i think i was eating so fast to get a minute of fresh air before she found me it must have dropped off my fork , she just said.. im not laughing, wich made me laugh even more , she nearly had to phone my mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 No i think i was eating so fast to get a minute of fresh air before she found me it must have dropped off my fork , she just said.. im not laughing, wich made me laugh even more , she nearly had to phone my mum I would have liked to have heard that call "I am sending Rhys home because he has a sausage on his shoe and this is not, I repeat Not, part of the school uniform!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 In my opinion it's got nothing to do with your parents! If you lot can't behave then she should pick a punishment that fits the crime - in your case Rhys a week working in the sausage factory! (and no driving the fork lift either) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 In my opinion it's got nothing to do with your parents! If you lot can't behave then she should pick a punishment that fits the crime - in your case Rhys a week working in the sausage factory! (and no driving the fork lift either) Thats just been mean :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick a Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Thats just been mean :'( could have been worse mate laughing at the deputy you could have gone and put your foot right in it :D ;D.give them hell lad, dont miss an oppotunity. best years of your life . raise hell as far as you can whilst you got the chance. then breeze through your exams at the end and ask them whats all the fuss about . im sure im not the only one on here that did just that. have fun dont let them beat you down- go for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 the teenager (girl) and father next door arguing! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 This.... The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's your Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to checkout #10. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can pro vide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so wo uld blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country . Please advise. 7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue. 8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Gordo Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St , mine might have remained unfertilized. 10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 :D Very good Simon, 10 is the best for sure Had this one sent to me a few days ago, A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ''Amal.'' The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ''Juan.'' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 :D Very good Barry :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 It was non uniform at school toaday and two boys i know put on there deutz overalls and wellys for £10 each all day you should of heard what the some peopel said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 the lad working with me went to lean out of the window as we wnet through town today, to have a oggle at a young lady and her friends, as he did so they all turned round to look at something, and whitnessed him thump his head right into the window that he had forgotten was still up, not down ,made a hell of a bang, and he went as red as, told me to drive of fast :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I think the pre-Spalding stress is getting to me I have been modelling since about 8 this morning and was just up the shed spraying Siku power harrows when I realised i was still in my slippers and PJ's :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathan Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I think the pre-Spalding stress is getting to me I have been modelling since about 8 this morning and was just up the shed spraying Siku power harrows when I realised i was still in my slippers and PJ's :D :D :D :D well don't do the same next weekend mate, :D just read this to the mrs and she almost pee'd her self. thats very funny mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 Ha! Wee Willy Capon. . . :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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