griffithsbros Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 not so much seen, more heard about what happened to my mate mike last night.... they were fillin a lagoon with water near widnes and his dad rang him up and said that there was some kids smashin windows on the digger, mike was 5 mins away from this field were it is so he went in on his tractor, they were all sittin round the digger smokin, they saw him comin an started climding over this fence cause the fields by a railway track, there was short one who was strugglin to get over so he grabbed him, pulled him down and started beatin him up, an all his mates came back over the fence so mike went and got back in the cab and started driving round the field an all these lads were chasing him around, his dad had called the police and they came trhough the gate and these lads jumped over the fence again, but mike jumped out of the tractor and grabbed the short one again an the cops arrested this lad, but now mikes gotta go the cops station an give a statement in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I came home from work today to find about 20 empty shoe boxes in my dining room apprantly I once told my missus friend that they always come in handy :D :D Needless to say my missus was not impressed : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ма��u$*2k9*kid Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 emmmm my mate and me were playing football and some randomer came and cleaned him or put him to the ground but me and my mate done it to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffithsbros Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 one of the lads on the national diploma, doing cooling systems took a pipe out, hadnt drained it and it all flushing out, hit the chassis and went everywhere :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Marky's name up in blue lights :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Marky's name up in blue lights :D :D You watch yourself Mister... I can issue you with a warning now.... say... for having an offensive beer belly during the hours of daylight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05rich Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 not something i saw , but something i heard somebody on this very forum fancys my sister : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffithsbros Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 this :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 not something i saw , but something i heard somebody on this very forum fancys my sister : I told her not to say anything :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 the young lad i work with papping himself over a frog in the box, jumped out like a rocket going off, was nearly sick?? and would not get back in the box till i removed it for him, i had to naturally go towards him with it in my hand :, which provoked him to do the 100m's in a quicker time than usane bolt to get away :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I was following a Volvo estate back from work - for those of you that know the area, that long windey, rural, no overtaker between Helston and Redruth. Speed was slow because of the JD with potato load up ahead (no I don't know which JD, so concentrate...), I had time to take in the scenery (stunning). I suddenly realised that staring at me with interest from the back of the Volvo was a Sheep. Luckily, there was not one driving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05rich Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 cerins room being like a BT centre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 BT standing for Blo***y Tw*T or Big Tidy (Needed)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 My little girl made me laugh :D :D Mrs PDC was NOT laughing : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 That's revolting - well done that girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 now thats a bogey, nice work :D :D mums never do laugh at stuff like that, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 now thats a bogey, nice work :D :D mums never do laugh at stuff like that, No Mrs PDC didn't laugh when I pulled the snake out of Evie's nose and ate it :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 No Mrs PDC didn't laugh when I pulled the snake out of Evie's nose and ate it :D :D you dirty boy :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boy Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Some one i am realated to got pooped on while milking :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Some one i am realated to got pooped on while milking :D UF then or one of the others??!! \ Simon, where is your post! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Its coming Ben like just thought i'd keep you in limbo a bit longer might be laughing on the other side of my face tomorrow night but i doubt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Its coming Ben like just thought i'd keep you in limbo a bit longer might be laughing on the other side of my face tomorrow night but i doubt it we'll see!!!, anyway, most people do laugh about the other side of your face! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Love you to Ben :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 with simons face it's a job to know which way up he is standing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Its not that bad is it [ :D i did have a shave on friday :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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