britainswomble Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 That's okay Marky... you can borrow mine... he always visits OH..................MYYYYYYY................GOOOOOOOD.............Ladyfarmer.................stockings..............this is too much. Must go and take one of my blood pressure pills.....................now. [ * :P :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 OH..................MYYYYYYY................GOOOOOOOD.............Ladyfarmer.................stockings..............this is too much. Must go and take one of my blood pressure pills.....................now. [ * :P :D Don' worry William... the site of Marky in S & S has the same effect on lots of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Maybe Father Tritmas was scared to come down your "Chimbly" cos he heard you'd put out some stockings for him. I mean............think about it from his perspective............would you come down a chimbly backwards into the room of a laddo who's waiting for him with some stockings. Bu**ered if I would. Praps you should send him a letter this year clarifying the situation, and hopefully re kindle your relationship with him. Tell him there'll be a Scotch, a minge meat.........sorry mincemeat pie waiting for him, oh and a carrot for Rudolph. Ok Ok... help me out with this... Dear Father Twitmas.... William said I should write to you and clarify my position regarding your potential visit down my chimbly this cuming year - However.. firstly I should like to apologise for last years misunderstanding - the carrot was sat in the hearth in the upright position by sheer fluke... it ws in no way intended to enter your person from the direction it did... and in fairness... you were not fitted with a reversing bleeper at the time... and to this end I was not made aware of your intended arrival.... I hope my gift of anusol cream goes, in some way, to make up for the accident and endorses my sincere regret for this accident......... Hows it sounding so far... not too creepy is it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Ok Ok... help me out with this... Dear Father Twitmas.... William said I should write to you and clarify my position regarding your potential visit down my chimbly this cuming year - However.. firstly I should like to apologise for last years misunderstanding - the carrot was sat in the hearth in the upright position by sheer fluke... it ws in no way intended to enter your person from the direction it did... and in fairness... you were not fitted with a reversing bleeper at the time... and to this end I was not made aware of your intended arrival.... I hope my gift of anusol cream goes, in some way, to make up for the accident and endorses my sincere regret for this accident......... Hows it sounding so far... not too creepy is it One word Mr F.... creeeeeeepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Ok Ok... help me out with this... Dear Father Twitmas.... William said I should write to you and clarify my position regarding your potential visit down my chimbly this cuming year - However.. firstly I should like to apologise for last years misunderstanding - the carrot was sat in the hearth in the upright position by sheer fluke... it ws in no way intended to enter your person from the direction it did... and in fairness... you were not fitted with a reversing bleeper at the time... and to this end I was not made aware of your intended arrival.... I hope my gift of anusol cream goes, in some way, to make up for the accident and endorses my sincere regret for this accident......... Hows it sounding so far... not too creepy is it Border line i'd say :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Ok Ok... help me out with this... Dear Father Twitmas.... William said I should write to you and clarify my position regarding your potential visit down my chimbly this cuming year - However.. firstly I should like to apologise for last years misunderstanding - the carrot was sat in the hearth in the upright position by sheer fluke... it ws in no way intended to enter your person from the direction it did... and in fairness... you were not fitted with a reversing bleeper at the time... and to this end I was not made aware of your intended arrival.... I hope my gift of anusol cream goes, in some way, to make up for the accident and endorses my sincere regret for this accident......... Hows it sounding so far... not too creepy is it Sounds more like a skit from Little Britain :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Having to remove my shoes to go through security at Newcastle airport. My colleague on the same flight did not have to remove his shoes. I wouldn't mind if I had huge feet and platform soles. Oh yes the shoes had to go through the scanner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Having to remove my shoes to go through security at Newcastle airport. My colleague on the same flight did not have to remove his shoes. I wouldn't mind if I had huge feet and platform soles. Oh yes the shoes had to go through the scanner! I just hope you'd worn your best socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I just hope you'd worn your best socks More to the point they were CLEAN socks! At least I was not subjected to a search like the girl in front of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 More to the point they were CLEAN socks! At least I was not subjected to a search like the girl in front of me. why was that a full ca.......best stop there i think :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I have a really bad headache... and it's nothing to do with drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I have a really bad headache... and it's nothing to do with drinking Well that makes a change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Well that makes a change Now you'll give these impressionable young minds on here the wrong idea Marky. I only drink socially and to keep others company - people who may not like to partake of alcoholic beverages on their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I had a really bad headache yesterday, put it down to my cold/sinuses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 M25 say no more > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I had a really bad headache yesterday, put it down to my cold/sinuses See that's exactly what I had Kev... and I felt rotten (and not great today it has to be said), but no one accuses you of having a hangover do they \ Hope you're feeling better sweetheart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 See that's exactly what I had Kev... and I felt rotten (and not great today it has to be said), but no one accuses you of having a hangover do they \ Hope you're feeling better sweetheart he's not the forum drunk though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 he's not the forum drunk though Well... I resent that remark Mr Channell... I may enjoy the odd drop now and then... but you know the pressure I'm under :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Well... I resent that remark Mr Channell... I may enjoy the odd drop now and then... but you know the pressure I'm under :'( :'( :'( :D - sorry Mandy... I wasn't refering to you of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdc Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Back from holiday to a pile of mail about 3 feet high..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Back from holiday to a pile of mail about 3 feet high..... I hope you got me a stick of rock Mr Crantson Did you have a good time mate Pull up a chair and tell us all about it pwwwwwease.... pics will help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Waking up after three hours sleep!!! Managed to drop off for a while later! Working shifts gets harder when you get older!! [ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Waking up after three hours sleep!!! Managed to drop off for a while later! Working shifts gets harder when you get older!! [ working anytime gets harder as you get older kev :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 working anytime gets harder as you get older kev :D :D True True!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 True True!! :D 20 years so far, feels more like 100 of them to be honest just remembered for me found out today that they are going to change my roster pattern at work from 1 full week mon to fri, then 1 short week mon to thurs ,so alternate fris off, 07.30 till 16.10 , to mon to sat 4 day week 07.30 to 17.40 with a rolling offday pattern includes 26 sats a year as normal days > so affectivley every other sat, with no extra pay, full block on ot on off days to, and our ******* **** unuion has in principle agreed to this without a ballot ect, guys are fuming at present Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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