Massey Boys Mum

And there was me thinking I would come home to an entry in this topic from Massey Boy blaming his mother for the fact that he was forced to appear in the Leerdammer cheese advert but, something WORSE has happened ....

Really hope that it works long term for you David - just had a read up on the net, on of the possible side effects is that you can become extremely hairy .....

I think it's called Porky Pie!

You had better behave young Rick cos the Aunties are both within a few miles of each other tonight in Cornwall ......

I was about nine years old. Us kids were ordered by Dad not to watch a difficult calving. We disobeyed, hid, and regretted it, it was conjoined twins with one body and a divided head with two muzzles. They came out of the cow in pieces after being carved up with what looked like a long bit of cheese wire. My Dad was really angry when he realised we had seen the whole thing and we got the job of pushing the wheelbarrow full of afterbirth to the poo pit. He was good at fitting the punishment to the crime! Sorry to be gruesome but I have never forgotten it.

Thank you. And, another small request as you are feeling so bountiful - could you please appoint Rick as court jester artist? I feel sure this would lead to great improvement in his manner.

Honoured my Lord to have been of assistance to you - another £50 to spend as I please (wisely of course) on e-bay perhaps?

But you are the true 'keeper of the bread I mean red'. You have a lady and many loyal servants. And you share your wealth with us poor folk.. Just checking our new Lord out - he needs to know the form!

Welcome to the forum - is your title legal?

Try to resist lads and lasses. This is just a ploy to deceive and confuse.

Mods are there to help. I was told this on good authority.

So were you about 18 when that was taken?

Why are you in a bad mood? You have loads of friends to off load to on here.

Clever - I can see why you are doing a degree!

OK I will keep him talking!

That's another great (and romantic, sorry!) shot. When was it taken?

I have just had a call from Big Al. He's said he will reveal all for a price. What shall I say to him?

How come you know you can get out of it then? eh?

Yes Ben concentrate - there's a sniff of a job here ....

If you did Sean, you would be tied to the naughty chair with BT flex, so watch it

Shame it's not the summer cos a bare bum in the sun is the best cure. It's strange that teething affects them so much - there's so much denial from the professionals about this. It is very hard looking after a baby all day, you have my sympathies, but you will look back on this time and feel VERY proud of yourself. When you say you are not working, I think - you are!!! you are doing one of the hardest and most underaknowledged jobs in the world.

Do accept my apologies old boy ...

Can you tell me if that plastic used to cover the growing spuds gets re-used? or re-cycled? Brilliant and very atmospheric photos - well done indeed son.

link not working, best wishes from Aunty Jo

Well I was looking for a good investment for the future and something I really like: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Universal-Hobbies-Massey-Ferguson-135-tractor-1-16_W0QQitemZ350303827641QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_ToysGames_DiecastVehicles_DiecastVehicles_JN?hash=item518fbc36b9