rich.new holland Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 we got a shawnee pool a paddylorry doing 70+ on the motorway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 More cute than funny. I was driving up the road towards one of our oil supply terminals and my headlights picked up something running across the road. (3.30 am) I thought "What the hell is that" ???There were three or four of them a little bit bigger than guinea pigs, they weren't ginow pigs (Thats what my grandson calls em) they definitely weren't hedgehogs because they weren't spikey, they wern't wabbits cos they didn't have big ears, they looked like piglets, but they looked furry. As they struggled to jump over the roadside kerb, (Chin height on them) I realised what they were. Fox cubs! probably only a couple of days old too. Never seen nuffink like that before. Aaaaaah Another foxy, funny and true story. I went up to Coryton refinery a few weeks ago and saw a chap I know on the security gate. I said, (L.O. Ron, hows it going?) Ron says that he's having problems, so I asked him why. He said,"It's that bloody fox. (They have some very tame ones around there) He said. "It kept hanging around so I gave it a chicken leg, that was fine. Then I went outside to check a tanker coming in, walked back into my office and the ****ing things sitting on my desk!!!!!!" He went on to tell me that he had the rest of a chicken carcass on him so he had to throw it so foxy wouldn't come back for a while. He said he'd get shot if his bosses found out the fox had been in the office as they aren't supposed to feed them. :D I could just picture it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCF Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I was venturing through the Customs and Display Journals section in TTS today, and came across this post. Made me chuckle, looks like he needs to do a bit of re-wording :D http://www.toytractortimes.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=17579 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 nothing, i have today to watch my 2 little girls. Everthing that can go wrong is going wrong. One word they don't understand today and that is the word NO NO NO NO NO NO NO > Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 nothing, i have today to watch my 2 little girls. Everthing that can go wrong is going wrong. One word they don't understand today and that is the word NO NO NO NO NO NO NO > Texas :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 The fact that I have just noticed there being 48 pages of replies in the What di you see today that made you laugh? topic and 150 odd pages in the What did you see today that really annoyed you? topic. What a bunch of grumpy old git's we all are!!!!! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 The fact that I have just noticed there being 48 pages of replies in the What di you see today that made you laugh? topic and 150 odd pages in the What did you see today that really annoyed you? topic. What a bunch of grumpy old git's we all are!!!!! :D :D This something to laugh about ;D Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 last nights session with the guys from work, we have a young lady who works with us, is known by all us older guys to be of a double nature when it comes to guys and gals, well the new guys were trying it on big time with her, and her russian friend natillia who we know to, real tacky stuff, you should have seen the looks on their faces when the 2 of them left together for janes birthday treat, ,most of them didnt have a clue till then,jaws on floors or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 did you get any pics Sean?? ??? made me laugh Robs 'Yanks not Stupid' video link on you tube :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 did you get any pics Sean?? ??? made me laugh Robs 'Yanks not Stupid' video link on you tube :D no we were all trying( and failing badly) to be descreet especially with what she was/wasnt wearing, not a lot left to the imagination i can tell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Went past a tanker emtying a cesspit today,signwriting on the back 'you dump,we pump' :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdc Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Went past a tanker emtying a cesspit today,signwriting on the back 'you dump,we pump' :D :D Saw one up north that said "We Suck" on the side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Chelsea only managing to draw 2-2 with bolton and Man Utd winning in a stunning 2-4 against the toffes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmernick06 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Chelsea only managing to draw 2-2 with bolton and Man Utd winning in a stunning 2-4 against the toffes Chris Eagles :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Our Fendt 818 on row crops got so used to seeing it on 540's on front and 710's on back now its on these stupid things :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Chris Eagles :D And not forgetting Leeds going down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new holland driver Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 my thumb hanging off after cuting trying to build a plough :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Some woman in the parking lot trying to park her Ford Explorer :D :D It's not that difficult :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 just looked at todays Liverpool team line up :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich.new holland Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 teo guys bidding over an old hand saw worth about ?5 the most ,they didnt want each other to have it by the looks they were giving each other but bidding ended at ?175 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 heard in the pub at lunchtime today that a bloke who used to live down near us then moved up to london a couple of months ago had been going out with a girl who said she was 19 and he then found out she was 13 so he got rid of her, she has since gone to the police and accusing him of rape and underage sex . From what i was told he seems to be in quite deep trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 heard in the pub at lunchtime today that a bloke who used to live down near us then moved up to london a couple of months ago had been going out with a girl who said she was 19 and he then found out she was 13 so he got rid of her, she has since gone to the police and accusing him of rape and underage sex . From what i was told he seems to be in quite deep trouble oh deere :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 heard in the pub at lunchtime today that a bloke who used to live down near us then moved up to london a couple of months ago had been going out with a girl who said she was 19 and he then found out she was 13 so he got rid of her, she has since gone to the police and accusing him of rape and underage sex . From what i was told he seems to be in quite deep trouble Always blame the bloke as well Sure this is in the right topic Simon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Always blame the bloke as well Sure this is in the right topic Simon or forum :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new holland driver Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 should like my mate school ran off whit her step brother only to find out they had the same dad ooooopps dose this only happen in norfolk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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