Lady Ferguson Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I saw this guy at 7.30am that still looked pi$$ed from the night before, didn't look like he'd had a great deal of sleep either. . . . Hang on. . . . . That was a reflection. . . . Grief Tris... I saw a very hung-over (and tanked up with cold remedy) girl in mirror this morning too... but what a night What made me laugh most.... A inebriated, retired English teacher (and former MFH), giving his modernised rendition of Hamlet.... 'is that a flippin' dagger, I flippin' well see before me.... etc... etc (only he used much rudier words of course ) :D (I'm supposed to party again this evening... I just can't go on... someone please shoot me... :'( :'( :'( :D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Blimey mandy the sort of partys i go to we have probs remembering the words to queen when smashed let alone hamlet :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Blimey mandy the sort of partys i go to we have probs remembering the words to queen when smashed let alone hamlet :D Well... he was an English teacher... and he also knew a good few rugby songs as well btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Traci's works party tonight Mand, pretty sure I'm in the dog house!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerepower Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Traci's works party tonight Mand, pretty sure I'm in the dog house!! just the place for you if your feeling a bit "ruff" today Tris :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james f Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 He must be some english teacher Mandy, thats Macbeth he was quoting :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 He must be some english teacher Mandy, thats Macbeth he was quoting :D You're dead right... well I was close [ :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 just the place for you if your feeling a bit "ruff" today Tris :D He's on a roll!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerepower Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 He's on a roll!! a bacon roll with brown sauce please :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Grief Tris... I saw a very hung-over (and tanked up with cold remedy) girl in mirror this morning too... but what a night What made me laugh most.... A inebriated, retired English teacher (and former MFH), giving his modernised rendition of Hamlet.... 'is that a flippin' dagger, I flippin' well see before me.... etc... etc (only he used much rudier words of course ) :D (I'm supposed to party again this evening... I just can't go on... someone please shoot me... :'( :'( :'( :D) Ah, so the date went well then Ms Wilson.... no smoochin I hope! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Mandy has more dates than Tesco :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Ah, so the date went well then Ms Wilson.... no smoochin I hope! :D Erm... date... erm... as expected... and very definitely no smoochin whatsoever Mr Cutts.... I wore my very best anti-smooch starched vest and carried a cattle prod in my handbag just in case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Mandy has more dates than Tesco :D Flippin' heck Mr F... I do have 14 years to make up for :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Good, good.... we wouldnt want you loosing your "Lady" status would we?? :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Ah I see now, that big pink thing Traci has in her handbag must be a cattle prod too then. Always wondered what it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Ah I see now, that big pink thing Traci has in her handbag must be a cattle prod too then. Always wondered what it was. Can't be certain on that one, Tris.... mine's black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmernick06 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 At a disco last night seeing a brave friend of mine try and tell the lass he'd being going out with for 1 year and 2 months that he'd moved on Got about 8 proper slaps in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 At a disco last night seeing a brave friend of mine try and tell the lass he'd being going out with for 1 year and 2 months that he'd moved on Got about 8 proper slaps in the face That reminds me of last night after skittles in the pub one of our blokes pinched a womens bum and she turned round and gave him a proper slap he told he if she every done it again she'd have one back :o :o And my cousin come down from bristol last night and come out with us and he's meant to be a hard drinker : then he suggested we have a spoof for some shorts with me,dad and my brother he was staying at our house went in his room this morning to wake him up and he'd been sick and wet himself :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Ford Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 MARCUS. :D :D i think he's been on the vinigar all day. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 a young lady at tescos filling her car up ,wearing a short flimsy dress, more summery to be honest, and black tights, ,the dress had ridden up as she drove and she didnt pull it down ,as she stood at the pump we got a eyefull of everything on display :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Can't be certain on that one, Tris.... mine's black Wooooah!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super6 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 a young lady at tescos filling her car up ,wearing a short flimsy dress, more summery to be honest, and black tights, ,the dress had ridden up as she drove and she didnt pull it down ,as she stood at the pump we got a eyefull of everything on display :D :D :D :D It would have been rude not to look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerepower Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 people panic buying xmas prezzies :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 The wee santa picture thing of Top Tractors Homepage :D :D included below ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendt-man-matty Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 The wee santa picture thing of Top Tractors Homepage :D :D included below ;D made me laugh well bout 10mins ago dad cleaned out the chimney, and the wind was blowing in the direction of my big bros car!!!! cars covered in sout :D spends most of his free time cleaning the thing!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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