batcher Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 There must be a lot of vegetarians livin around here on the way to a job this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Come on now Murray - grow up a bit its not his fault It ok Colm i can take it i try my best :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Me... Getting back in my car and as I'm putting the electric window up I revved the car thinking it would go up faster :D Got tipping trailers on the brain me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey man Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Me... Getting back in my car and as I'm putting the electric window up I revved the car thinking it would go up faster :D Got tipping trailers on the brain me! i mind goin home at 1am after ploughing and driving into the 30mph zone at lisbane i was checkin the rear mirror of the clio to make sure the plough was ok!,a 4 furrow kevernland revirsible on a 1.2 petrol clio some job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 AC Milan 0 - 2 Arsenal :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 Me... Getting back in my car and as I'm putting the electric window up I revved the car thinking it would go up faster :D Got tipping trailers on the brain me! I know what you mean mate, work in the blood. That night I was tanked up on Black Rat was a goodun. Traci woke me up and I went mad, telling her she was stood in the way of the raised floor I was fitting inside the chicken shed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I know what you mean mate, work in the blood. That night I was tanked up on Black Rat was a goodun. Traci woke me up and I went mad, telling her she was stood in the way of the raised floor I was fitting inside the chicken shed!! mmm bet she loved that, and what the hells black rat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 mmm bet she loved that, and what the hells black rat? Sounds like some sort of happy hobbit juice to me Sean :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Sounds like some sort of happy hobbit juice to me Sean :D its a new one on me mate, hope that hotel at spalding doesnt sell it,dont want 3 bouncers arround that night do we mate :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 Ye of west country tyme and you don't know what Black Rat is? (I kept calling it Brown Mouse after I had had a few!! :D). It's a cider. .. .with bits in it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Ye of west country tyme and you don't know what Black Rat is? (I kept calling it Brown Mouse after I had had a few!! :D). It's a cider. .. .with bits in it!! dartmoor rough then mate,well thats what i call it round this end anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendt-man-matty Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 went to halfords last night, my mind was in 101 different places and i thought i purchased ''loctite'' superglue. brought it home, read the frontpacket, turned out it was glur REMOVER :D dad had to laugh at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Two doggies... a labrador and a very small terrier... and I can't even tell you why they made me laugh... ask Simon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 'what did you see today that made you laugh?' Weise toys latest siku limited edition :D A blue Massey : I bet that made Marky cry :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 A PM from Ricky :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 my dog trying to catch a rabbit even i could have cought that thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Driving through Uckfield at 2.15 this morning. On approaching the police station, A police car appeared to have rolled off their forecourt into the road, completely blocking the northbound lane. There were no lights on, and no one in attendance, so I would imagine they didn't even know it was there. Spect someone rushed into the station to answer a call of nature and didn't apply the handbrake properly. At first I thought it was a road block. Numpty award for local plod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Following a 'dairy farmed' (ragged out) Merlo along the main road he was carrying 2 saggy silage bales on the front, one split and fell off right in the road! He looked behind, raised his eyebrows as if to say "It always does that" and carried on! When I went past next it had gone though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerepower Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 this happened round my mums yesterday, one of my mums cats sat on my otherhalfs handbag and desided to pee all over it! all I could do was sit there and laugh :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 bumped into a Histon player in the local shop :o....he kinda was looking for some food/drink and ended up miles from the ground......had to let him know there was a Tesco about a mile from the ground :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Ben thinking he's funny :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Man U 0 - Portsmouth 1. Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Man U 0 - Portsmouth 1. Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! :D Atleast we stuff you gonner's in the last round kinda almost makes up for it ref was a cheat today anyway > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj witch Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Man U 0 - Portsmouth 1. Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! :D yes ,it made me laugh ,be hell to play a HOME player SENT OFF and a penelty to the away team the mad scotsman won,t like that ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj witch Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Atleast we stuff you gonner's in the last round kinda almost makes up for it ref was a cheat today anyway > you sound like your manager blame everybody bar yourself,s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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