FB Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 i'd never have the nerve to ask to pay ?5 in instalments over 25 years :D :D i had to try it :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 24, 2006 Author Share Posted September 24, 2006 My two year old niece puckering up for a kiss (aaaaaaw bless), from our Springer Spaniel!!! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbs mummy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 :D :D - and did you lick your hanky and wipe his face in front of her MJBM :D Some come on... he's not here... what's she like ??? ??? She seemed a very nice lady. Long blonde hair, nice face, fairly good figure and a good sense of humour. I liked her and she really liked his baby photos. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 She seemed a very nice lady. Long blonde hair, nice face, fairly good figure and a good sense of humour. I liked her and she really liked his baby photos. :D aw mrs mj, i can just imagine his face, did you come out with all the old embarrasing stories to?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbs mummy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 aw mrs mj, i can just imagine his face, did you come out with all the old embarrasing stories to?? Didn't get round to the stories as they went out and when they got home I could see Marcus didn't want me to hang around - don't know why ;) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Whats her name Sandra?? I'll have a look and see if I have a photo of her in the ones he sent me! ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Whats her name Sandra?? I'll have a look and see if I have a photo of her in the ones he sent me! ;D ;D send them on oh yeah and mjb'sm, the GF has some chemicals and a UV light you can use to check for certain fluids in your kitchen on the off chance :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 send them on oh yeah and mjb'sm, the GF has some chemicals and a UV light you can use to check for certain fluids in your kitchen on the off chance :D What's she got that for Ben, to check you over when you've been round at Marky's?? ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 What's she got that for Ben, to check you over when you've been round at Marky's?? ;D ;D yep!!! :D :D, she's into the science stuff and CSI/forensics.....i get worried \ \ \...seemed a good gift at first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Has she managed to work out that all these resin models you buy are actually canabis resin yet?? \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Has she managed to work out that all these resin models you buy are actually canabis resin yet?? \ not yet....and she is not getting near the ploegers :D :D........they'll be safe in the loft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 What's she got that for Ben, to check you over when you've been round at Marky's?? ;D ;D :D :D :D :D - ergh... no fluids from me i can assure you... well apart from the odd cup of coffee I make him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 A dubious looking fellow in a Ford Escort heading into Yeovil hanging his camera phone out of the window. . . . . Mmmmm I wonder. . . !!!! Ring any bells MARCUS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 An email from a friend of mine who's currently in a dating agency, this was received from a young lady last night..... :D :D :D 26/09/2006 @ 19:10 the match wrote: well you look like the kind of guy who would like to take hold of a woman and shag her over the freezers in tesco Yeovil! i do hope im right as would love to meet you there tomorrow morning at 10am so we can give it a go but remember to wear a jacket as it gets a bit chilly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 An email from a friend of mine who's currently in a dating agency, this was received from a young lady last night..... :D :D :D 26/09/2006 @ 19:10 the match wrote: well you look like the kind of guy who would like to take hold of a woman and shag her over the freezers in tesco Yeovil! i do hope im right as would love to meet you there tomorrow morning at 10am so we can give it a go but remember to wear a jacket as it gets a bit chilly... :D ....i got that too.....didnt know he wanted it posted though \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 :D ....i got that too.....didnt know he wanted it posted though \ He didn't..... but Hey....... :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 my reply was ; you sound like a woman who needs new batteries in her exciteable bunny :D touch`e jas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 He didn't..... but Hey....... :D :D well made us laugh so everyone can enjoy it now ;) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 Well talk about giving the game away. . . . I'm off down Tesco's in Yeovil!!! :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 tris sitting in my cab :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 where, cant see him ??? \ : : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 That was quick Marcus..... back by 10.15.... :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 tris sitting in my cab :D :D Ergh... is that dog poo on his shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 That was quick Marcus..... back by 10.15.... :D :D that was just one message , had a lot to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 tris sitting in my cab :D :D Ha haaaa!!!!!!!!! Classic Marcus!!!! Sorry Marky, it's just sand mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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