I have got a day off today so I thought that it was an ideal time to service and sharpen my lawn mower which is a Balmoral cylinder type mower.
So, off I went to B & Q who have a large Warehouse establishment about a mile from my house. All that they stock is Rotary mower replacement blades and not the cylinder sharpener.
Little bit peeved but there is a garden centre about another mile and a half away. So off I go to the garden centre, they only have rotary mowers and don't stock any replacement items at all.
Well, I am out and about now so the next call is about 5 miles to a garden centre that regularly wins awards and is classed as the best in the North West.
After 15 minutes walking round I can't see a single lawn mower so I asked a member of staff.
His reply almost floored me. "We don't stock lawn mowers "
Oh silly me, fancy thinking that a garden centre would stock lawn mowers :- people obviously don't have lawns in their gardens nowadays, there are too many plastic gnomes.........
OK, so now I still need a mower sharpener so the only thing for it is to traipse right across town to the specialist mower supplier.
Man behind the counter says "oh no we don't stock them, we prefer you to bring your mower in to us for us to sharpen and service it, have you tried the internet?"
By now I have lost the will to live, I have been driving round for 2 hours, been in 4 different establishments and still not got the ruddy sharpener >
So I try the internet...........and the first page that comes up is Duttons Mower World............which is where I have just been........... *$£&!!!