Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 My mate came in carrying some, and said look what I nearly stepped in \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 The look on a welders face at Coryton Commercials, when I asked him if he wanted to see my crack. Spose I'd better explain..........My tanker has a crack in the trailer chassis, a hairline one; and he would have had some difficulty finding it had I not shown him where it was. Er.........am I allowed to say the 'C' word...........it isn't too rude; is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Crack? Nah thats allowed to be said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabh7840 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 an nh 8260 and mchale bailing away in co.antrim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Taking MGU to Beavers and seeing the mess they all left behind after making vegetable animals!! No obscene ones!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIWINZ Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 my mothers face when she ansered the door and there were two girls asking if i was there :D shes dying to ask me who they were and why they called for me fair dooze go get em and good luck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Didn't actualy see it but made me laugh :D My Dad was trimming around a resesvoir today and couldn't quite reach the last cut so drove on the bank with his header near the water \ \ \ He was leaning so far and with only 1/4 tank of diesel he ran out :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Didn't actualy see it but made me laugh :D My Dad was trimming around a resesvoir today and couldn't quite reach the last cut so drove on the bank with his header near the water \ \ \ He was leaning so far and with only 1/4 tank of diesel he ran out :D :D :D Wait till I see him again :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Wait till I see him again :D :D :D Gav i'm never going to let him live it down : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Made my husband a cup of coffee this morning.... ...forgot the coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Made my husband a cup of coffee this morning.... ...forgot the coffee Poor Stu... :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Poor Stu... :'( :'( :D :D thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 :D :D thats great! Poor Stu? He is still in bed and I am already working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Made my husband a cup of coffee this morning.... ...forgot the coffee I have a wife a bit like that, if she is unsure what to make me in a morning she has been known to put tea and coffee in the same cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I have a wife a bit like that, if she is unsure what to make me in a morning she has been known to put tea and coffee in the same cup. I had a friend and when I said "would you like a cup of coffee or tea" always responded with "I don't mind which". I got fed up with demanding to know which and one day gave them a coftea. It worked - they were then more specific Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 a traffic cop on the back of an RAC van while walking back from Tesco!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmernick06 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 In the form magazine seeing an advert at the bottom of the page saying ' Farmer Nick's new farm manure .. completely free of foot & mouth ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 STUPID AUTOCENSOR Still laughing! ;D ;D ;D ;D :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( {hiccuping smiley} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 STUPID AUTOCENSOR Still laughing! ;D ;D ;D ;D :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( {hiccuping smiley} Brilliant isn't it... had me falling off my chair laughing when I was trying to exlain about my ex-hubby's roosters or cockerals as it insisted in calling them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Brilliant isn't it... had me falling off my chair laughing when I was trying to exlain about my ex-hubby's roosters or Willyerals as it insisted in calling them I think WILLY is even more offensive! OH don't tell me it is going to change that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NIGEL FORD Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Jim Davidson,... just got back from Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, where he signed his new book for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 i nearly trod in some dog doings today, but i didn't bugger \ This hahaha and Sue disgust at out friendly auto sensor :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 This hahaha and Sue disgust at out friendly auto sensor :D I cannot write about any of these directly but there are ways! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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