rich.new holland Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Our other spreading team have fallen foul of the pikeys. Smashed the JCB tank cap off and drained the tank. Drained one of the Deeres. Smashed the door and lock off the bowser and cut the hose and trigger off and dragged the bowser across the field with a wheel clamp and towing eye lock on it. They didn't get much diesel out though. we think pikeys have been taking diesel from our dozer thats on site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denis086 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 we brought cattle to the factory one evening we got home late so we parked the jeep and trailer on our lane leading into the farm about 100yrds from the house woke up in the morning with the reserve light flashing got a stronger name than pikey for those f****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Getting cut up by a Ford 4wd jobby, I had to slam on the brakes and swerve so it didn't hit me, so I gave the numpty a honk on the horn. Next thing he's hanging out the window shouting and giving me some quite nice hand signals Then he kept slamming on his brakes and moves over into the bus lane and slows down so I'm beside him, so I just look straight ahead. Next thing I know is my boss is on the phone saying he's complaining ABOUT my driving So I put my boss right about what happend and how the other driver was in the wrong, and asked what am I ment to do let a numpty pull out on me and smash into them? if so that's what I'll do and then sue the other driver for whiplash injury's similar incident happened to me yesterday on my way to the coast, muppet in a people carrier pulled out in front of me, forgetting to look my way for traffic! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Well then.. what annoyed me today... My darling wife... > > She comes home from work at lunchtime and the conversation goes like this... Mrs F - I've just seen an old Massey Ferguson combine working in the field next to work... ME - Really darling (as I am making her a cup of tea).. what number was on the side Mrs F - not sure... but it had a 6 in it... it was a big one and quite old ME - (VERY excited)... was it an 865... was it... was it :P Mrs F - Yeah I think so.. ME - now be sure of this darling... did it have a silver cab... :P Mrs F - Well I think so... hang on let me look in your cabinet... LOOKS IN MY CABINET... (with me standing behind just in case she touches anything) Mrs F again - I know.. that's it... it was a 760... yep definately... ME - You are kidding me.. are you sure... really sure.... Mrs F - Yep... DEFINATELY a 760 So... picture the scene... Kiss on the cheek... I'll be back in a while darling... screech goes the wheels on my car... 6 miles to work... foot to the floor (but not exceeding the national speed limit of course).... On the long open straight just before the field I can see the dust... ;D - as I round the bend.. there it is in all it's glory... a clonky old Laverda... some green tractor and a trailer that clearly supplied Noah on his arc loading programme > > I will probably start speaking to her again next week.. or possibly even the week after :'( :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 I can imagine the look on your face buddy. Just like the lad on You've Been Framed whose parents tricked him at Christmas with a Barbie for a present!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Land Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Times like this I'm glad I'm single ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmermarshall Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 what annoyed me ....... a deep gash in my finger today making my work much more difficult tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32collector Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 what annoyed me ....... a deep gash in my finger today making my work much more difficult tonight hope its not to bad, may take it easy so you may. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 none of the lights are working up stairs in our house \ \ \ guess what my job is tomorrow :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmermarshall Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 hope its not to bad, may take it easy so you may. took for ages to get the bleeding stop but no have to keep going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewHolland2 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Well then.. what annoyed me today... My darling wife... > > She comes home from work at lunchtime and the conversation goes like this... Mrs F - I've just seen an old Massey Ferguson combine working in the field next to work... ME - Really darling (as I am making her a cup of tea).. what number was on the side Mrs F - not sure... but it had a 6 in it... it was a big one and quite old ME - (VERY excited)... was it an 865... was it... was it :P Mrs F - Yeah I think so.. ME - now be sure of this darling... did it have a silver cab... :P Mrs F - Well I think so... hang on let me look in your cabinet... LOOKS IN MY CABINET... (with me standing behind just in case she touches anything) Mrs F again - I know.. that's it... it was a 760... yep definately... ME - You are kidding me.. are you sure... really sure.... Mrs F - Yep... DEFINATELY a 760 So... picture the scene... Kiss on the cheek... I'll be back in a while darling... screech goes the wheels on my car... 6 miles to work... foot to the floor (but not exceeding the national speed limit of course).... On the long open straight just before the field I can see the dust... ;D - as I round the bend.. there it is in all it's glory... a clonky old Laverda... some green tractor and a trailer that clearly supplied Noah on his arc loading programme > > I will probably start speaking to her again next week.. or possibly even the week after :'( :'( :'( :'( A terrible tale Marky but please tell me you tooke some pics for us Massey fans that do appreciate the Fiat and Laverda machines........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich.new holland Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 you havnt taught mrs f that well have you marky she should know to make a note of the make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 what annoyed me ....... a deep gash in my finger today making my work much more difficult tonight I did that too, yesterday. Attacked me friggin thumb with a cutting disc on an angle grinder. Went in the side of me thumb and just missed the nail. You have my sympathy, and I share your pain brother. Oh an' P.S. I got stung on my back by a bee when I was driving me tanker through Eastbourne today. Stupid bee wouldn't have stung me had I not leaned back on it, and if it knew it would cost him/ her their life. Did you know that bees die once they have stung something? I get the occasional reminder of the event with a sharp stabbing pain in my back every now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 A terrible tale Marky but please tell me you tooke some pics for us Massey fans that do appreciate the Fiat and Laverda machines........ Ha. Unlucky marky. For me it was drinking way much more than i said i would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Stupidly marking 19 pages of unread topics as read.....what has been happening on here over the last two weeks ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 To sum it up Bill, The massey massive been locked up because they've been going mad over U.H. newest tractor Tris is building himself a toilet and sink Loads of harvesting pictures been posted Lots of nice scratchbiult and conversions being made And everyone loves each other on here :D Thanks for the update Mark. Just dropped into work on the way to take "pops" into hospital to get his second hip replacement later on day. Loading up 200 odd photographs from the past two weeks so more to follow later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 No worries Bill, Hope it goes well for your "pops" and look forwards to seeing your pictures Thanks for that Mark... still downloading the last 50.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Taking loads of pics at Bucks show - spending ages loading them up on here and then about only 2 people bothering to reply in the topic!! What's the matter am I boring or do I smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Taking loads of pics at Bucks show - spending ages loading them up on here and then about only 2 people bothering to reply in the topic!! What's the matter am I boring or do I smell? Send me the link I'll have a look just to cheer you up Kevin ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 what annoyed me ....... a deep gash in my finger today making my work much more difficult tonight at least its not me this time mate, mines just about healed after 2 or 3 weeks now, but got a huge blood blister under the nail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Taking loads of pics at Bucks show - spending ages loading them up on here and then about only 2 people bothering to reply in the topic!! What's the matter am I boring or do I smell? Wassup Kev.............I went through all the sections on here last night and missed your post. Wacha done wiv it. "Ave you 'idden it somewhere seeecrit.........hmm? I promise I would have looked if I'd seen it. Sometimes people don't reply because there are only about three members on here during the day, and then it gets buried under dozens of other topics. We still love ya..........I'm going to look for it now. Go an' 'ave a trundle on Penny to cheer yourself up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryMC Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 The weather > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewHolland2 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 My local radio station is going to be taken over from 7pm every evening by Radio Clyde spelling the end for the 3 hour show on Friday night on Radio Tay which plays out all the current dance anthems and keeps me up-to-date with the dance scene........ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPN Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 More than 4000 spam emails in my inbox this morning! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Baled up 30 acres of hay over the weekend, managed to bale it all on Saturday (my 21st birthday may i add finished loading up at 3am ). Beat the rain at least that arrived midday Sunday, but we now have to deliver 5000 bales this week in the sodding rain, looking at the forecast. Bust a gut to beat the rain and then the customers want it delivering in the rain : Yeah, yeah the customers always right, just there planks :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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