Deere-est Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 Sorry mate I read that last line in a completely different context. . . . Ahem. . . Anyway, know what you mean mate. Had a bell end in a Saab convertible floor it out of a bus stop earlier and it took some anchors to stop me as I thundered down on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I did, got the spares out and sent him on his way..... I then got under the bonnet of a van for the rest of the morning! :D :D :D And twenty minutes after that post I was laid on the floor under a waggon for an hour!!! They say it comes in three's!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Land Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 My 3rd fooked front window this winter in my ute.I saw the split and tryed to stop it by touching it with a clear sticker but just ended up making it x7 worse than before. \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Ragwert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Ragwert same to you young man :D :D you been watching harry potter again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Well yeah, you sent me the box set :D Been digging it out the hedge most of the day. whilst getting my trailer loaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 oh as long as you have watched it, can i have it back now :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Just about to do the kids taxing tonight dropping them off in all different directions and places etc, my eldest shouts out "Dad whats wrong with the car?" I walk outside to find the both offside doors smashed in , bearing in mind its sitting on our drive After examining the damage I work out Mrs Udi was the last one to drive the car so i casually asked "did you have a little accident in the car earlier?" Her reply "no, oh hang on a did catch a bollard in the underground car park, why has it scratched the paintwork i forgot to look" Neither door will open currently and paintwork shot and will need banging out at best, probably two new doors required. Bloody women drivers > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 oh as long as you have watched it, can i have it back now :D Yeah sure, i'll send it back tomorrow after me and Marky have watched it again tonight whilst having a mid night feast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 My cat with an airgun pellet in it's back right leg. I'm off to clean the shotgun. .. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Just about to do the kids taxing tonight dropping them off in all different directions and places etc, my eldest shouts out "Dad whats wrong with the car?" I walk outside to find the both offside doors smashed in , bearing in mind its sitting on our drive After examining the damage I work out Mrs Udi was the last one to drive the car so i casually asked "did you have a little accident in the car earlier?" Her reply "no, oh hang on a did catch a bollard in the underground car park, why has it scratched the paintwork i forgot to look" Neither door will open currently and paintwork shot and will need banging out at best, probably two new doors required. Bloody women drivers > Ouch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 My cat with an airgun pellet in it's back right leg. I'm off to clean the shotgun. .. . Thats not nice mate.... don't do anything you might regret though. Well, not that they can link you to anyway!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Thats not nice mate.... don't do anything you might regret though. Well, not that they can link you to anyway!! If he leaves his trousers behind it's another story..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Yeah sure, i'll send it back tomorrow after me and Marky have watched it again tonight whilst having a mid night feast Ummm... Cheese and Chive pringles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 My cat with an airgun pellet in it's back right leg. I'm off to clean the shotgun. .. . thats wrong, i dont like cats but wouldn't do that to them personally i use a rc tank which fires bb pelets, no harm done and scares them off, just hide her up under the bushed, spot the cat and wham out she comes soin the turrewt and fire, usally miss but scares the hell out of them ,and keeps the resident fish and hedgehog safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 We have got just the one cat, Jezz. He has as much a residence in our nieghbours house as he does in his own!! All the kids round here love him, not special about him to be honest, he's just a cat. I will be bearing down hard on whichever little sh1t did it. Have an idea that it maybe a friend of a teenager a couple of doors along from us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Nothing.... been at a wedding with a free bar all day, getting a shower, clean shirt and skidders then off back till the early hours.... I can't see me being fazed by much today! :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 You may stand in dog muck yet mate .. .. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Yeah, but I wont notice! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 The fact that my old Orange phone a LG 7100 has got blocked because I havn't topped it up for six months. So I went in to the Orange shop to top it up and I can't because it's blocked, so I had to ring customer services, so I went through "Press 1, now 2 press 3, press 4, press5, press all the buttons you can" then got: "Welcome to Orange customer services, you currently do not have enough talk time to connect to Orange customer services, the service charge is 25p" WELL HOW THE HELL CAN I SPEAK TO CUSTOMER SERVICES TO UNBLOCK MY PHONE IF I HAVN'T GOT ANY CREDIT, BECAUSE I CAN'T GET CREDIT BECAUSE MY PHONES BLOCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 The fact i broke my D500 mobile today i had a load of messages on there from certain person and all my numbers and i've broken the thing not i got spend best part of this weeks pay check getting a new phone > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMurF Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 My Laverda trying it's hardest to catch fir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 My Laverda trying it's hardest to catch fir Our Lexion 460 tried that 10 days ago, chaff accumulated under guards over the course of the day got too hot from exhaust heat and started to burn. Any ideas what caused your Laverda to try it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 You may stand in dog muck yet mate .. .. . . Tris... you crack me up mate... it's one liners like that that hit to spot for me... :D :D :D Coffee down my t shirt now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 Tris... you crack me up mate... it's one liners like that that hit to spot for me... :D :D :D Coffee down my t shirt now Awww more Marky missed his mouthy wouthy again. Muuuuuuum?? Muuuuuuuum?? I need a cloth!!!! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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