Deere-est Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I got ran over By the swivel chair I was sat on, snookered my big toe an absoloute treat. To top it off, I jumped up and dropped the pliers, heavy end first on my other foot!! Gotta laugh but it made me bloody sad!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I got ran over By the swivel chair I was sat on, snookered my big toe an absoloute treat. To top it off, I jumped up and dropped the pliers, heavy end first on my other foot!! Gotta laugh but it made me bloody sad!! :D :D You are a one off Mr Fry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 All the best to everyone. For me its finding out my sister whos on deployment with the royal navy fell asleep and got really badly sun burnt. Her face is all swolen. Kind of made me sad but on the other hand i want to slapp her for being so stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I got ran over By the swivel chair I was sat on, snookered my big toe an absoloute treat. To top it off, I jumped up and dropped the pliers, heavy end first on my other foot!! Gotta laugh but it made me bloody sad!! At least you have the consolation that the pliers didn't have too far to fall. Think of the damage a Jeremy Clarkson height could have acheived! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Ha Yeah funny you should say that Luke, the midewife told my Mum that!! :D That is a very good point there Sue, I hadn't looked at it that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Ha Yeah funny you should say that Luke, the midewife told my Mum that!! :D That is a very good point there Sue, I hadn't looked at it that way Always look on the bright side, Tris - someone, somewhere is worse off than yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerepower Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 all my model tractors are now packed away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 all my model tractors are now packed away Snap, been 5 months now, heating isn't finished yet :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 At least you have the consolation that the pliers didn't have too far to fall. Think of the damage a Jeremy Clarkson height could have acheived! :D - thats briliant Sue.. made me cackle that one... thanks :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGEL FORD Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Snap, been 5 months now, heating isn't finished yet :'( Snap...been 8+ years now, 'would need a few months to get mine out. Oh, and the showers don't bode well for EASTBOURNE EAGLES Speedway to start their 08 campaign in an hours time.'hope it stays clear for the next 4 hrs, just away now...c'mon Scottie & co. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Girlfriend wanting a break to sort her head out :'( :'( Get great news this week work wise but ah well ups with the downs i suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 Girlfriend wanting a break to sort her head out :'( :'( Get great news this week work wise but ah well ups with the downs i suppose Wassup wiv 'er 'ed then.............blown a gasket an' got a warped 'ed, or dropped a valve. Women are well known for E.C.U. problems too, very often caused by P.M.T. E.C.U. = Electronic Control Unit = brain P.M.T. = Preferring Model Tractors......women just don't understand this complaint in men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Wassup wiv 'er 'ed then.............blown a gasket an' got a warped 'ed, or dropped a valve. Women are well known for E.C.U. problems too, very often caused by P.M.T. E.C.U. = Electronic Control Unit = brain P.M.T. = Preferring Model Tractors......women just don't understand this complaint in men. Ah hem! Pardon Me Mr Womble but I am a woman and understand it completely being a PMT person myself. Let's be a little more PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 Ah hem! Pardon Me Mr Womble but I am a woman and understand it completely being a PMT person myself. Let's be a little more PC Sorry Mrs Vale (Sarcastic git aren't I) I was forgetting about you and Mrs Farmer, and humbly beg your forgiveness...............grovel grovel and much foot kissing [.............er you have got nice kissable tootsies.............haven't you? ...............don't like bony "Plates" wiv lumpy bits on them,..........not nice, \ Scooze me for bein' fik.................wass PC then........tell me, go on.......I need to know these things......I do......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Periodically correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Sorry Mrs Vale (Sarcastic git aren't I) I was forgetting about you and Mrs Farmer, and humbly beg your forgiveness...............grovel grovel and much foot kissing [.............er you have got nice kissable tootsies.............haven't you? ...............don't like bony "Plates" wiv lumpy bits on them,..........not nice, \ Scooze me for bein' fik.................wass PC then........tell me, go on.......I need to know these things......I do......? Apology and grovelling accepted Mr Womble, and you may kiss my feet which are certainly NOT bony "plates" but neat little things. However when all is said and done a lot of female partners certainly don't understand their men's devotion to model tractors, cars, fire engines etc. as I know only too well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke p Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 mum still ill :( :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Seeing a dead lamb make a meal for the crows/buzzards. Had to drive past 6 times :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke p Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 mum mit be going in to hosptill :( she is very ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 mum mit be going in to hosptill :( she is very ill really sorry to hear that agin luke hope she gets better soon mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 mum mit be going in to hosptill :( she is very ill Sorry Luke very bad news buddy :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshman Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 mum mit be going in to hosptill :( she is very ill sorry to hear that mate she will be ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke p Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 the hosptill was not good she was there for about 3 hours last night and they sent her home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 A broken heart! AH well happens to all of us at least once :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Chin up Pingu... er.. beak up I mean.... Plenty more fish in the sea... and you now how much you love them :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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