You cant beat a good jacuzzi.........
My laugh for today was this evening at the hospital,sitting in the waiting area with countless other people, fairly quiet, kept hearing a "meaow...meaow" about once every 90 seconds.Everyone kept looking at everyone,...you know how it is,...thinking "what bugger is taking the p*ss",......this went on for about twenty minutes until two of us got a bearing on where it was coming from.
Directly above my seat,..looking through the ventilation grille, was a bloody cat...
Would have loved to stay and see the outcome,....was quite funny seeing one manager phoning a superior then another ,and so on,......when I left there were about ten different senior managers scratching their heads over what to do about it.
One chair, a phillips screwdriver and a bedsheet would have done the trick.........