Rick Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) Oops posted this in the wrong place did not mean to start a new thread.....please move to the Joke section, however put it in the almost honest section.. Marky has always been a little bit of a redneck. Heard he took his family to London. Were fancinated with Skyscrapers, since not too many seen in Cambridge. As they were viewing in the lobby and old women walked over to the elevator push a button, the wall opened and she took two steps and the wall closed. Marky and the kids were shocked, a short time later the wall opened and a young 24 year old beauty walked out. Wes: “Dad, what just happenedâ€? Marky: “I don’t know Wes, but go get your motherâ€. :laugh: Edited January 30, 2012 by Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FordTractorCrazy Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 ohhhhh Rick, how i love your randomness.. Sounds suspiciously like.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Well it has a certain ring to it Wil "Random Rick" ;D Talking of R's try saying this "Tongue Twister" at the end of a Saturday evening before a Spalding model show .....Round and round the ragged rock the ragged rascal ran.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reece7795 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 For a tongue twister try 'i rattled my bottles in yollicks' yard in yollicks' yard i rattled my bottles' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 shall await markys reply with eager anticipation i thinks :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 ;D ;D Oh Pops you do make me laugh... if only that worked hey... Poor old Diane would be shoved in immediately bless her. Now I must warn you that this victimisation of our most shy, retiring, vulnerable members (AKA... me) has to stop immediately. Here at FTF towers we do not tollerate bullying or racism of any kind... .....NOT EVEN picking on the Porky Yanks or the 'interlectually challenged from Plymouth' ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Marky you haven't gone an got yourself sunburnt again... at this time of year too... want some cream for that neck... will be rubbed in gently I promise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Oooo Oooo Ooo... I think I'm burnt ALLLLLLLLLLL over Mandy.... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) Oooo Oooo Ooo... I think I'm burnt ALLLLLLLLLLL over Mandy.... :P Ooooh did I forget to mention that Sean would be doing the rubbing ps could be worse... Barry for example Edited January 30, 2012 by Lady Ferguson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 oi dont go dragging me into it mandy me flower :laugh: i aint rubbing him down for all the mf stuff in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Ooooh did I forget to mention that Sean would be doing the rubbing ps could be worse... Barry for example How strange... suddenly I feel fine... no burning or itching.. even the redness of my neck has disappeared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted January 31, 2012 Author Share Posted January 31, 2012 Oh good one Mandy well done...add Barry and it would be the making of the 3 stooges.....or whatever....I do resent this being called random though...especially by a ford dude...not nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Oh good one Mandy well done...add Barry and it would be the making of the 3 stooges.....or whatever....I do resent this being called random though...especially by a ford dude...not nice... I've never noticed you being random, Rick... well maybe a little now and then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Leave me out of it, I've heard about the type of rubbing Marky wants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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