farmernick06 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 'Allo allo haven't seen it in ages and the policeman ... 'Good moaning .. i was pissing the cafe' :D Classic! And my girlfriend got her face painted with the chelsea lion and she went on webcam where it had all smeared with tears after the Arsenal game :) ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 This from the "what annoyed you thread" Gotta love the language barrier :D Ouch mate...had to hurt that... One question though, how can you 'eat your tea'? :D BEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 the wife on a space hopper ,then it went BANG nearly put me back out laughing ;D ;D ;D Space hopper, two handles, look, no hands, no wonder it went bang, i spect when she got warmed up she was clearing the floor by about six feet. ;D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCF Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 This from the "what annoyed you thread" Gotta love the language barrier :D Don't see how the language barrier was used at all, that's exactly how I typed it. \ I smell something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Don't see how the language barrier was used at all, that's exactly how I typed it. \ I smell something Meaning you didn't understand what Sean said when he was having trouble eating his tea. I think I smell something too..............entitled Numpty for Timothy Beetroot :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCF Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Meaning you didn't understand what Sean said when he was having trouble eating his tea. I think I smell something too..............entitled Numpty for Timothy Beetroot :D It's impossible to eat tea unless it is just the dry tea leaves...Tea is a BEVERAGE, not a FOOD. Who's the numpty now :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 well said scott, poor timmy seems to have slipped up again, ben, sort this one out mate, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 It's impossible to eat tea unless it is just the dry tea leaves...Tea is a BEVERAGE, not a FOOD. Who's the numpty now :D You are!! :D I seem to remember saying to you on msn before that I was off to eat my tea so you should have known :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Go get him Benny baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 yeah ok :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 see timmy revenge is sweet mate :D :D you give me 1, i'll get you 25 ,see whos top this year round :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCF Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Oh deere...another one of the poor BEETie mobile's sisters bites the dust :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCF Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 The John Deere repairman that was fixing the gator at work today, couldn't go for a minute without cussing over the broken machine :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGEL FORD Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 The John Deere repairman that was fixing the gator at work today, couldn't go for a minute without cussing over the broken machine :D yes he should have been kissing it....all helps keep him in a job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 today while i was tidying up the yard at the auction mart after another machinery and junk sale, 2 lads arrived with a transit van to pick up some 14ft sheets of metal box profile roofing sheets, as the van wasnt long enough to hold them they decided they would cut them in half, their choice of tool was an axe took them ages to cut them all up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richo Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 today while i was tidying up the yard at the auction mart after another machinery and junk sale, 2 lads arrived with a transit van to pick up some 14ft sheets of metal box profile roofing sheets, as the van wasnt long enough to hold them they decided they would cut them in half, their choice of tool was an axe took them ages to cut them all up. Pikies by any chance? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Pikies by any chance? :D no, it was one of those moments when i wished i had my camera or a video camera, :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 what made me laugh today ? tris answering his phone with , 'you grow it we'll mow it!' :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 had to run 600m of tempory wire across the moors today to allow us to get a measuerment on the fault, was stood down one end when the wire started to drag of back up the road ?? turned round to see the 2 guys that end frantically chasing of across the moors after a lamb that had got the wire wrapped round one of his feet, and hell could he move fast, me an my mate had a good 5 mins worth of entertainment watching them,1 fell over twice,the other ran out of steam, eventually it came off, leaving us a 200m walk to find the end and pull it back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 viewing who's online :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 :D keep it like that :D The secret's out now Ben - you are amoungst friends We won't take the mickey.... honest mate.... Snigger Snigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmernick06 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Playground gigalo :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj witch Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 the mrs riding a pushbike one saddle lost in action : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 rick getting another numpty, ,he just so deserves them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmernick06 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Ahahaha Just got sent this from the party yesterday, they made me have a full makeover :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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