Lord Ferguson Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Ooo you are such a bragger Pullen :D :D Ringing the future Mrs p now to get confirmation.... although the tenpin bowling manager did say you knocked all ten skitles down without roling your balls :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Ford Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Well I really don't know what to say William... but I reckon the Jag and big house in the country helped And this may well make you laugh further... my hubby was 22 years older than me too... kinda runs in the family I guess aren't you due a toy boy now then Mandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 aren't you due a toy boy now then Mandy. I wouldn't disagree with that one Mark... am I ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Just someone MARGINALLY younger to start with I would suggest Mandy... best to "dip your toes in the water" first I reckon 03.02.1967 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Ford Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 how young would you go then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I wouldn't disagree with that one Mark... am I ever What about me i'm not dead yet :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 how young would you go then I don't have a age criteria darling... it's all about chemistry and 'how many Masseys' really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Ford Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I don't have a age criteria darling... it's all about chemistry and 'how many Masseys' really i've got a lot of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Just someone MARGINALLY younger to start with I would suggest Mandy... best to "dip your toes in the water" first I reckon 03.02.1967 Hmmm... might have to think on that one... I mean you do keep telling everyone on here how old you are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 What about me i'm not dead yet :'( :'( :'( Oh yeah... there was a couple of additional points though: a) they need to ring me occasionally they wouldn't cancel a date for a football match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Er... I rest my case Me Lud... And I HATE football... although... If I was David Beckham I would cancel playing in an England game for you Mandy.... sounds to me like you speak from experience there... You are not kidding when you say SOMEONE cancelled a date with you because of a football match :o How rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 A Mate of mine is a security guard that goes around the car parks locking them up at night, so when I left work at 10 tonight, he was getting ready to lock the car park gates and there was an old bill car in there, he said give them 5 minutes, so I sat with him for 5 mins, then he locked the gate and said, well they'll be paying ?70 to get that out later :D :D Then he drove off!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 What is it with you guys... no matter how many times we tell you it's quality and not quantity you still worry about it :D When I was at school, we had a rhyme about ...........you know...............thingies, [ It went like this.............. Short and thick, does the trick, But does not please the ladies, Long and thin, goes right in, And that's what brings the babies. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPN Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quarter of a mile ahead, coming towards me, is a MAN 8x4 with hooklift body. He is indicating to turn right, but he moves onto the hardshoulder on the left and slows down. VanHool Coach behind him disregards the indicator and pulls out to overtake (on a continuous white line) just as the truck swings back out to turn right into a narrow road - he had moved to the left to give himself swing room. The coach missed him by less than 6 inches. The stupidity of some of the muppets out there on our roads just makes me laugh sometimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Paul O'Grady dressed as an elf. . . Think I preferred him in a dress!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quarter of a mile ahead, coming towards me, is a MAN 8x4 with hooklift body. He is indicating to turn right, but he moves onto the hardshoulder on the left and slows down. VanHool Coach behind him disregards the indicator and pulls out to overtake (on a continuous white line) just as the truck swings back out to turn right into a narrow road - he had moved to the left to give himself swing room. The coach missed him by less than 6 inches. The stupidity of some of the muppets out there on our roads just makes me laugh sometimes! Makes me want to cry. :'( Complete nutters behind the wheel and so impatient! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 When I was at school, we had a rhyme about ...........you know...............thingies, [ It went like this.............. Short and thick, does the trick, But does not please the ladies, Long and thin, goes right in, And that's what brings the babies. :D William... you remember far too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 William... you remember far too much Now this is what the autocensor ought to be censoring ;D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 been out for a lunch at work, on the way back, we managed to get some supergule into the seat belt bracket of the middel seat on the van, guy sat in clunk click, off we went 20 mins later you should have seen the look on his face when he couldnt get it open again, spent 5 mins trying with all his might in the end he pulled the whole belt out and somehow wriggled himself out from the underside, me and the other guy by then had fallen over wetting ourselfs with laughter, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakescot Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 When I was at school, we had a rhyme about ...........you know...............thingies, [ It went like this.............. Short and thick, does the trick, But does not please the ladies, Long and thin, goes right in, And that's what brings the babies. :D :D ours went " short n thick does the trick long and thin goes too far in !!" regional differences oh and a nice lady once told me...... no use hittin the back if it doesnt touch the sides I`m saying nowt other than to say ,I think I was at the back of the queue when they were given out But have so far , note the so far !!! had no complaints ! hope that passes the censors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 :D ours went " short n thick does the trick long and thin goes too far in !!" regional differences oh and a nice lady once told me...... no use hittin the back if it doesnt touch the sides I`m saying nowt other than to say ,I think I was at the back of the queue when they were given out But have so far , note the so far !!! had no complaints ! hope that passes the censors! By the sounds of things it will never pass your belly button :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakescot Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 you mean yours does? Oh well now I KNOW I`ve been at the back of the queue ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FW Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 The fact that you can do what the heck you like on the computers in the Apple shop in New York, open 24/7!!!.....Well that's my gloat over, and bloomin' cold it is here too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 I saw this guy at 7.30am that still looked pi$$ed from the night before, didn't look like he'd had a great deal of sleep either. . . . Hang on. . . . . That was a reflection. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerepower Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I saw this guy at 7.30am that still looked pi$$ed from the night before, didn't look like he'd had a great deal of sleep either. . . . Hang on. . . . . That was a reflection. . . . at least you've had some sleep, I've been up all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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