Tractorman810 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 been working down perranporth today moving cables for the council as the bridge has to be demolished and rebuilt, weight limits or something, loads of road closed signs up, diversion signs the works, yet still 4 people decided that the sat navs they were following were correct and chose to drive past that lot, then claim that they were not out, one woman(asda delivery driver) got well arsey with the 2 council guys as the sat nav said the house was only 1/2 a mile up the road, and she was going through, despite half the width of the single width road bridge being missing, other half will be gone tommorrow now our cables have moved, her face when the council guy showed her the bridge was a peach, reversed back at a fair rate of knots, hitting the bank 3 times, one tore a nice gouge out of the side of the box to why do people thin ksat nav is god?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Harry had a bath tonight, i was supervising, some bubbles appeared, well you can guess the rest! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Harry had a bath tonight, i was supervising, some bubbles appeared, well you can guess the rest! :D :D You cant beat a good jacuzzi......... My laugh for today was this evening at the hospital,sitting in the waiting area with countless other people, fairly quiet, kept hearing a "meaow...meaow" about once every 90 seconds.Everyone kept looking at everyone,...you know how it is,...thinking "what bugger is taking the p*ss",......this went on for about twenty minutes until two of us got a bearing on where it was coming from. Directly above my seat,..looking through the ventilation grille, was a bloody cat... Would have loved to stay and see the outcome,....was quite funny seeing one manager phoning a superior then another ,and so on,......when I left there were about ten different senior managers scratching their heads over what to do about it. One chair, a phillips screwdriver and a bedsheet would have done the trick......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Yeah very funny - but what were you doing at the hospital? Was it your ----s in the wrong place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 After Massey Boy and his Dad got Flossie the grey fergie going they had a long discussion about the amount of exhaust coming out of the exhaust pipe - then they noticed it was also coming out of the bottom end of the pipe too and decided that she needed a new exhaust. Then, as they were both coughing with the amount of smoke coming out, they both realised they had not put the choke back in! They then proceeded to blame each other!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Cerin's attempt at shaving! Resulted in his bottom lip becoming smaller. Looks like an episode of 'The Mummies Revenge'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 now that has to be worthy of caption of the day ;D ;D ;D ;D fancy letting him get plastered again so soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Putting this pic in the broom closet since we lost our fav cat we needed something to scare the mice away...just the ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 :D .. that's NOT what we want to see first thing in the morning... never mind the mice.. I suspect it may even scare the broom cupboard away pops :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 We'll have to start calling you "U.K. Rick" soon then ;D I do not take kindly to that kind of remark.....his belly is bigger than mine and he fibs more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Cerin's attempt at shaving! Resulted in his bottom lip becoming smaller. Looks like an episode of 'The Mummies Revenge'! the plaster is half an inch too low Jo............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Don't mean to Seanie, you guys... you look 'ansome darling And poor Cerin... didn't your Mum tell you that you're not supposed to use the sheep shears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 working out lapford in north devon, sat at our box working away, when the pole beside us suddenly moved??? looked up the road, nothing there?? as we are looking the poles move again mmmmmm we thinks, few secs more they go again, this time with a bit more movement, ,this carrys on for about 1 min until round the corner of the lane comes a nh tm150 with quickie laoder on and a 5 furrow kv plough, in the up position, old fella driving,flat cap and filthy nh overalls, no front weights so the things tail heavy, and its also not got the plough in the transport position, hes come alone the lane with the 5th furrow sticking out the side by a good 2ft? and in doing so clouted all our poles along the nearside of the lane, me thinks its going to cost him, as we stopped him and got his details, after pointing out what hes done, "aint paying for that boy" was his constant reply in a hellish broad devon accent ;D ;D our pole manager came out this afternoon, and 9 poles need replacing from him, all have a lovely gouge out of one side making them unsafe to climb now pretty sure his top board looked a bit bent to truth be known Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 name of the company made me giggle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 They must be nationwide Alex, there a re a few munters down my way!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 few munters in liverpool too lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Somerset, just past Taunton I think, a slurry tanker painted up to look like a pig, floppy ears snout & all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 well i got called out to work last night on my way home in the early hrs got flaged down by a policeman and he asked me if i could put my driveing lights to the back for his car so the ats man could see the patrol car had hit a deep pot hole and wrecked the front wheel and burst the back one coluldnt happen to a nicer car noticed today all the pot holes in that area were beening filled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 That reminds me of the rear view of a cow thats starting to calve.......... ;D ;D Looks nasty though, i presume you'll be using a seatbelt in future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 That reminds me of the rear view of a cow thats starting to calve.......... ;D ;D Looks nasty though, i presume you'll be using a seatbelt in future I will indeed just having a few probs with fp a min : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 My god Simon... is that your arm :of what's FP mate... pardon my ignorance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 ouch si, looks like someones dropped a bowl of angle delight on you mate, if thats the arm what was the truck like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 My god Simon... is that your arm :of what's FP mate... pardon my ignorance That would be Family Planning I think Marky ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Hand is even worse i'll try and get a pic of that on thursday if the nurse lets me ;D Sorry Mark i meant photobucket : The truck looks fine from everywhere apart from the passenger side :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmitemania Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Just seen the Munters van picture, thats a company local to me (Huntingdon), always smile to myself when I pass their place as they have a big sign on the side of the building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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