catkom3 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 You never said a truer word Paul,hideous it is,but some will like it, :laugh: Regards Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HS. Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 A bloke driving a pink vw golf with large exhaust, loud engine on the a90 between Forfar and Brechin areas, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 England's second half performance against Sweden, and Ibrahimovic' 4th goal! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPR Models Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 England's second half performance against Sweden, and Ibrahimovic' 4th goal! > > 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 An English 18t distribution lorry down the lane leads to our yard. The slogan was "Local knowledge, nation wide". He was a Polish lad, lost! Brilliant! :ha ha!: :ha ha!: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 This picture taken by my mate in Ely last week........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 That is shocking... hitting a bridge is usually a matter of inches but this bloke has ballsed it up by a good three feet or more for chuffs sake!!!!! What an absolute idiot. The height of his load isn't even the problem here either, he'd not have made it even if he was running empty as the level crossing route for HGV's is like, a mere few metres away - where your mate took the photo from infact!! Honestly, what an A grade pillock! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 That bridge is one of the most bashed in England, its only got a 9ft clearance under it, I won't even take my Discovery under it as it'll remove the CB aerial off the roof! I think its quite an impressive effort by the driver, you have to ask what he was thinking to do that. For once I agree with your comments Mr Hobbit, it feels so wrong to do so too ;D Its the bridge just outside Standen's place as anyone who knows the area will have probably already guessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 Crossed it dozens of times, never once thought anyone in a truck could hit is, a van maybe but a frigging great lorry. . ..!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Nope, when he said a truck had hit the bridge I thought he meant a small 3.5 or 7.5t one not a bleeding great artic full of straw, the drivers IQ must be equal to or lower than the number of wheels on his rig ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Gough Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 If thats the lorry i think it is there is another photo going round on facebook taken from the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I echo all the previous comments - what a plonker! Mind you there is a road bridge in Andover that looks to be (and is) 13' or more when approaching from the north but it is over a fairly steep hill so the reality is it is only 11' on the south side. We have had a bus jammed underneath that when a relief driver from outside the area thought it was on his route! Fortunately nobody was injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 If thats the lorry i think it is there is another photo going round on facebook taken from the front. Can you post it on your wall, Tommy? I can share it then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 a workmate of mine today decided he knew everything about everything and tried to fit a old airhorn, removed from a tractor? badge on it said same, to one of our cabling lorrys as the driver wanted more "noise" when he gets carved up. after a fairly long discussion about the diffrence between a tractor 12v system ,and the lorrys system, he was adimate that the horn would be fine, and poo poo'd my facts, and went ahead and fitted it (took him 3 hrs mind when he should have been working ) all went well for the first 1 secondtest hit, however once he knew it worked? he pressed the horn proper que a comedy wiltering horn to whimper noise follwed by a bit of smoke and then flames from it, lots of racing round and the water hose from the kitchen being pulled off to get water rapidly :laugh: :laugh: like a 12v horn was ever going to work on a 24v system ,even the laptop chargers have special convertors on them , just as this all happend our boss arrived, which made my day, as the fella well known for over engineering stuff and taking to long, and there he is trying to explain the front of the lorry missing, and a burt object hanging off the chassis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 He should have fitted two 12v horns onto the 24v system, would have worked fine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 recon so mate : : 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 just watching the pointless cleb special, strictly dancing lot, had a anagram round for summer olympic locations, answer 5 was bejing in some form, however chelsea Healey decided and made a huge fuss that it was belgium, but its not got a l in it, but its 100% belgium ? mmm sometime wonder how these people actually become famous to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 just watching the pointless cleb special, strictly dancing lot, had a anagram round for summer olympic locations, answer 5 was bejing in some form, however chelsea Healey decided and made a huge fuss that it was belgium, but its not got a l in it, but its 100% belgium ? mmm sometime wonder how these people actually become famous to be honest Yeah, the letters were set out as , GIN JIBE (Beijing), but she said Belgium!!! It makes you wander how Chelsea Healey remembers to breath!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 it does mate, that will be in the classic clips in years to come for sure :laugh: and she wasnt even blonde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Festive Deere 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 We have a Savannah queen (Cat) in season, and apart from the diabolical noise she makes; she spotted one of our female Bengal cross cats (Disney) who looks identical to the stud male (Louis) she was mated with for her last litter. No matter how amorous she got with our Disney; nothing seemed to work. I'm not sure if cats have a memory for mating partners, but we are sure she thought Diz was Louis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I was "Googled" yesterday while walking my dogs! Camera van had to drive around me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 so some time soon we will see a fuzzy face walking a dog in a lane eh sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HS. Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 The new labourer at work trying to move a empty skip with my forklift, so after laughing at him for 5 minutes as he tried to get the forks under it, me and Connel pushed it to where it was ment to go, don't think he like us anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 so some time soon we will see a fuzzy face walking a dog in a lane eh sue YUP! With two greyhounds in blue coats to be precise. Or to be more precise, standing still while the van went around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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