Lord Ferguson Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Ha haaaa!!!!!!!!! Classic Marcus!!!! Sorry Marky, it's just sand mate Umm... that's ok then... have you sniffed them to make sure... it's not that much of a long way down to look is it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 What? Your only supposed to sniff? Good job it was sand then coz I wet my finger and. .. .... . Eugh I won't even go there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 A PM from me to Tris.. goes like this (discussing Saturday nights hotel)... It's a nice palce Tris... but the bar is a little steep... Response come back... Wait for it.... Oooh no, after that long drive the last thing I want is a hill to walk up!! How do thay stop the drinks sliding off??!!!!!! :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCF Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Forest Gump accusing me of being a certian young 'lad' on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Forest Gump accusing me of being a certian young 'lad' on this forum. are you a young girl then ??? \.................... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 An email from a friend of mine who's currently in a dating agency, this was received from a young lady last night..... :D :D :D 26/09/2006 @ 19:10 the match wrote: well you look like the kind of guy who would like to take hold of a woman and shag her over the freezers in tesco Yeovil! i do hope im right as would love to meet you there tomorrow morning at 10am so we can give it a go but remember to wear a jacket as it gets a bit chilly... gav sent you that ! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 what gavs moved to yoevil has he marcus????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Marky's Amanda * :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Marky's Amanda * :D I have told you once or twice (well lots of times)... Amanda is my girl.. I love her and want to have her babies * * Thing is.. she doesn't seem to see things the same way sadly... but she had worked here for 4 years... and i do tell her EVERY DAY how I feel So I guess what I am saying Bazza... is butt out of my bird's space mate There is a queue... it starts in Leeds somewhere pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I have told you once or twice (well lots of times)... Amanda is my girl.. I love her and want to have her babies * * Thing is.. she doesn't seem to see things the same way sadly... but she had worked here for 4 years... and i do tell her EVERY DAY how I feel So I guess what I am saying Bazza... is butt out of my bird's space mate There is a queue... it starts in Leeds somewhere pal Why is the queue always in Leeds Marky And be careful how you answer that question :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Marky's Amanda * :D you down this way again ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 No he is just trying to wind me up Ben - He know's she's my girl... and he's trying to wind me up... TBF... Leeds is a long way from here... and frankly... that's where I would prefer him to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 But she said she likes Ugly big blokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 would amanda be the lady i talked to on the phone the other day marky ? if so i'll go halves on a baby with her ,GRRR :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 What ya gonna call it? Pegleg?! :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 would amanda be the lady i talked to on the phone the other day marky ? if so i'll go halves on a baby with her ,GRRR :D :D Probably Marcus you can always tell as she has been programmed to say Marky is in a meeting If you ask what sort of meeting She p*sses herself :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 would amanda be the lady i talked to on the phone the other day marky ? if so i'll go halves on a baby with her ,GRRR :D :D Yes that's her Marcus.... And yes Barry I have told her whenever she even suspects its you... I'm in a meeting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 aka Kylie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 Exceedingly so Mr Ferguson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Exceedingly so Mr Ferguson. :D :D Amanda does make exceedingly good viewing * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Yes that's her Marcus.... And yes Barry I have told her whenever she even suspects its you... I'm in a meeting atleast when i call i get 'he'll call you back' :D ....and forgets :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 Woman customer "What exactly is the Steak and Ale pie with puff pastry lid made of?" Watress "Erm. . . . . Steak, ale and erm. . . . pastry" I kid you not. Toffs, pah!! Bet she drinks sherry with her pinky raised at an equal distance as he her index finger to the top of the glass. Chin chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil2860 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I was at B&Q in Bamber Bridge today and behind the tills they have all the take away how to leaflets, eg, how to plumb in a shower, how to fit your kitchen etc. and above the display board there is a message which says " THESE LEAFLETS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE IN BRAILE"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I didn't see but I wish I had! Happened yesterday..... Something just made me laugh, I've got a gardener working at our house cutting the hedge that I've neglegted all year as I've been more interested in building models I phoned home to see if he had finished and Mrs P told me he had just fallen in the pond, she said I was heartless when my only reply was to ask if he had damaged my water lilly's! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 5, 2006 Author Share Posted October 5, 2006 Splash!! Thats a great image on a dull day. Made I laaaaaaff aswell!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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