nashmach Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Neighbour couldn't get his 500hour Fiat 110-90 turbo to start :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 the cows and calves when they were let onto the grazing rye, the calves being young and inquisitive walked up to the electric fence and tried to nibble it, surprised how quickly they moved :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 last night, had to go and rescue the folks, they went up to the village with the car, got out and left the keys in it, the dog jumped up and pushed down the lock button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 the cows and calves when they were let onto the grazing rye, the calves being young and inquisitive walked up to the electric fence and tried to nibble it, surprised how quickly they moved :D :D [/ not as quickly as a 13 year old boy when he piddles on it..................youve never heard a scream like it!!!!!!!!!quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshman Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Cerin :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 hes not that daft adam. one teenager was today at our clayshoot................"is that fence on", he asks. "nope", I said......... ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Now thats just sadistic, very funny but sadistic :D :D :D Not a method I'll use to check if the fence is working either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 wouldnt reccomend it gav,.........christ it sounded painful,................made everyone laugh though ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 I can imagine, we had a problem with an energizer unit the other week, had a dodgy earth on it, gave my colleague one hell of a jolt when he touched the earth stake, trying not to laugh was a struggle :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich.new holland Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 hes not that daft adam. one teenager was today at our clayshoot................"is that fence on", he asks. "nope", I said......... ;D ;D last week at work i went to move the gate (which is an electric cable with a special plastic handle thing that hooks on the live wire) and i couldnt get it off the wire and im used to non electrifed fences grabed the wire to pull it nearer ,bang i had it its a mains one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 even better!!!!!!!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMullen Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 you think thats bad, how about running after a bull in a neighbours field in the dark and i ran straight into the fencer, i got tangled up and boy that was a painfull few minutes until my uncle disconected the battery, it took him a while as he was pi$$ing himself laughing :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 My father's friend has the best trick of them all - he can't feel the current in the fence so he puts his hand on it and talks away to you before grabbing you and giving you a big shock :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Not today but the other evening.... went to pick up George from Grandad and they'd gone for a walk to see our neighbour 'working down' some land over the road... I wandered down to see and he'd got their pretty clapped out 6280 with a set of scuffles on the front and a power harrow on the back 'moving it about a bit'.... was bloody heavy going and I noted that it was working her a bit hard... he caught us up as we were walking back up the lane and then disappeared in a huge plume of steam.... that was the end of his working ground for the weekend :D They just won't be told.... they're forever destroying their kit on jobs like that... Have got a photo of the mushroom cloud but it's in my phone and I haven't got the lead on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intey 434 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 My father's friend has the best trick of them all - he can't feel the current in the fence so he puts his hand on it and talks away to you before grabbing you and giving you a big shock :D my granda does that all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and2go Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 SNOW!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 We were talking at work about our various ailments and a woman said "Has anyone got any cures for arthritis?" - another woman replied "I use Uddermint - it's brilliant" !!! While we were all laughing I decided to look it up on Google to see what the active ingredients were and I found this picture - http://www.dairyspares.co.uk/images/large/186.jpg Say no more!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 This........teenagers hey :D :D http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5041848/Teenager-paints-60ft-phallus-on-roof-of-family-home.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 some nice young lady on the phone trying to sell me a stair lift : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intey 434 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 This........teenagers hey :D :D http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5041848/Teenager-paints-60ft-phallus-on-roof-of-family-home.html Classic :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 this pm i just recived from simon :D seems the coffee has come back to get him from this morning "buuuugg me tghis is rbidicunlouns.... myh f*n keyhboarbd has gone f*in mad.... tghirbds 3rbd tgrbyh... yhes matge, drbilled tghrboungh tghe rbearb axles tgo getg a barb axle tghrboungh.... Frbogntg axle frbom Celtgis on new brbass angles scrbewed tgohassis a bitg funrbtgherb forbwarbd.... tghatg abountg itg.... 155 /tM wounld mean lengtghening nog necessarbyh... Did anyh of tghatg make anyh sense whatgsoerverb Ignorbe mostg of tghe g's, n's, h's and b's and itg mightg make sense..... " think he needs to visit pc world now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 this pm i just recived from simon :D seems the coffee has come back to get him from this morning "buuuugg me tghis is rbidicunlouns.... myh f*n keyhboarbd has gone f*in mad.... tghirbds 3rbd tgrbyh... yhes matge, drbilled tghrboungh tghe rbearb axles tgo getg a barb axle tghrboungh.... Frbogntg axle frbom Celtgis on new brbass angles scrbewed tgohassis a bitg funrbtgherb forbwarbd.... tghatg abountg itg.... 155 /tM wounld mean lengtghening nog necessarbyh... Did anyh of tghatg make anyh sense whatgsoerverb Ignorbe mostg of tghe g's, n's, h's and b's and itg mightg make sense..... " think he needs to visit pc world now Makes perfect sense, better than some of the writing I see on here :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 I'm back now, I've stolen a keyboard off another PC!!! :D God that was frustrating!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 this pm i just recived from simon :D seems the coffee has come back to get him from this morning "buuuugg me tghis is rbidicunlouns.... myh f*n keyhboarbd has gone f*in mad.... tghirbds 3rbd tgrbyh... yhes matge, drbilled tghrboungh tghe rbearb axles tgo getg a barb axle tghrboungh.... Frbogntg axle frbom Celtgis on new brbass angles scrbewed tgohassis a bitg funrbtgherb forbwarbd.... tghatg abountg itg.... 155 /tM wounld mean lengtghening nog necessarbyh... Did anyh of tghatg make anyh sense whatgsoerverb Ignorbe mostg of tghe g's, n's, h's and b's and itg mightg make sense..... " think he needs to visit pc world now Sean I thought that was you with your wireless keyboard again :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 The message I got back from Sean read much the same but he did say that mine made perfect sense to him :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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