FB Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Mrs BGU has a Virgin party tonight! I told her she wouldn't find many of those around here, but apparently it's to do with jewellery!! :D Any way I have been banished to the kitchen and made barman! Mrs BGU said at least it will keep you off the computer! No way dragged the broadband lead out to the kitchen and used her laptop. FTF we are still here!!! :D :D thats using your noggin! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Pernod and lemonade please Barman.. and make it a double * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I made you one but it looks off!! It's gone all cloudy and milky!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I made you one but it looks off!! It's gone all cloudy and milky!! :D Make mine a straight Pernod then please... don't believe in watering down perfectly good alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I made you one but it looks off!! It's gone all cloudy and milky!! :D I'l let you know when I get to the bottom of it Kev Nope can;t tell just yet.... best try another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 ...and splash on the Man cologne, aftershave or whatever you want to call it but for goodness sake DON'T WEAR THAT HAT! But... I loooooooooooooove that hat * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 Traci's Dad. He was telling me how last monday they went through departures at Bristol airport for a flight up to Scotland, all was going well untill security blared out across the boarding lounge gate "Who owns this bag?" to which Traci's Mum said "That's yours!!!!" .. . Terry was fencing the week before. .. The whole airport fell in to silence when the same booming voice blurted out "Why has your coat got a pocket full of four inch nails in it, Sir?!" What I would have done to have been there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 But... I loooooooooooooove that hat * * Really? Well I never. There is no accounting for taste but if you love it...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 the tip i got for unloading a lorry at work today, a loaf of bread and a packet of scones most people give cash but i guess this lad was a bit different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Traci's Dad. He was telling me how last monday they went through departures at Bristol airport for a flight up to Scotland, all was going well untill security blared out across the boarding lounge gate "Who owns this bag?" to which Traci's Mum said "That's yours!!!!" .. . Terry was fencing the week before. .. The whole airport fell in to silence when the same booming voice blurted out "Why has your coat got a pocket full of four inch nails in it, Sir?!" What I would have done to have been there!!! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 the tip i got for unloading a lorry at work today, a loaf of bread and a packet of scones most people give cash but i guess this lad was a bit different I guess so :D :D But i still wouldn't complain :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I guess so :D :D But i still wouldn't complain :D scones were fine, loaf will do tommorow for breakfast, beginning to think theres a food theme last sale someone gave me a plum as a tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Someone else pulled over for speeding on the M5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 the amount of 'stuff' i seemed to have picked up while at civils 2007 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 the amount of 'stuff' i seemed to have picked up while at civils 2007 :D FREE BEES ben car over loaded then :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 The film: Good Luck Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 the numpty that tried to drive up a hill with a fraser trailer on his 6 wheeler, without straping it on, it rolled back and through the headboard of his drag trailer he then told me he is a very good lorry driver \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 My 50 year old neighbour coming home wearing a bright pink shirt :D :D Confident with his sexuality my backside!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 My mate pretending to drive a bagerline bus at 4.00 this morning in the depot it seems the doors still open on the emergency exit botton :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Was looking through the pictures on my cab phone today and had to bluetooth them to mine to show you lot :D My company sold two Komatsu 13ton diggers last year and we were told that an Irish truck was coming to get them and take them back to Ireland : Imagine our supprise when he turned up with a truck already on his lowloader :o But he got them on and took them home :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Looks better from this angle hey : : He said it was a Saturday and the Police and Vosa don't pay overtime :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakescot Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 hope they didnt book him for overloading!!!!!!! :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Looks better from this angle hey : : He said it was a Saturday and the Police and Vosa don't pay overtime :D Not even marker boards or anything on the back of the jibs. That sort of thing really annoys me and in my opinion people like that should not be allowed on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Not even marker boards or anything on the back of the jibs. That sort of thing really annoys me and in my opinion people like that should not be allowed on the road. No no it's fine. ... . . he has a dirty old hi-viz jacket tied on the pipe on the dipper!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 No no it's fine. ... . . he has a dirty old hi-viz jacket tied on the pipe on the dipper!! Oh so he has not such a bad chap after all !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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