Lady Ferguson Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 yes i wonder Gav..... : Ah well... if it was Gav... then that's okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 my van, the horn keeps going of every now and then despite me not being even in it?? scared some poor old lady in gunnislake as she went past :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 A clever chap at an auction this morning, bought a vintage Tong potato riddle with a mind to adapting it to grade logs, nothing unusual there but when it came to getting it home we all stood around watching with interest as he backed up to it with his car, opened the boot and then lifted the intake elevator up and dumped it in there, he then tied the whole lot down to the tow bar........he got all of 50 yards before there was a loud bang as it bounced out of the boot and hit the earth.......he had intended on towing it 4 miles like that :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 This quote from Simon M :D :D Trying to open the back splash plate on a slurry tanker that got blocked with stones and didn't shut the gate down properly and got covered form head to toe in brown stuff > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshman Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 This quote from Simon M :D :D same here, sorry simon wish someone had taken a picture :D * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boy Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 well marshman in this topic http://www.farmtoysforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9390.7590;topicseen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 This quote from Simon M :D :D made me laugh too!! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Shut up you lot > Anyway what made me laugh was my mates MF having a flat tyre when we started this morning turned out to be a split rim on the front where the bog standard weld had cracked and its only just done 4000 hrs but my old 3140 and case 956xl kept dogging on all day with no trouble perhaps a 2000 gal tanker was to much for a 6270 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Man not too far away from us - took him 2 days to pick up 30 acres of silage :D And my friend trying to hide his silage trailer so he wouldn't be asked to go draw with him :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 My Dad just told me about this tractor accident in our local paper :o http://www.eveningstar.co.uk/content/eveningstar/news/story.aspx?brand=ESTOnline&category=News&tBrand=ESTOnline&tCategory=News&itemid=IPED17%20Jun%202008%2008%3A39%3A03%3A607 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Two boys trying to put a old claas jag onto a low loader. At first they drove it on gently, didn't work. The header hit the ramps. He reversed it off and the other boy said go as hard as you can.. So he did, he drove at the ramps and it went up further but the header got caught again. But because he had gone so hard, the wheels were of the ground so he could reverse off.. He was stuck :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey man Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 this was a few days ago but forgot to put it in here,mr p morrison at a yfc bbq full as a shuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 A builder telling me he was goinng to throw me down the stairs after i told him what a useless has been he was and he gave builders everywhere a bad name : :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 A chap stopping to talk to my mate, shut the tractor door, turned round to me, put his thumb up and walked straight in to a concrete bollard :D What a nut stopper :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 got on the train today, noticed a guys top said cambs service engineers or something and he was asleep with his music on, anyway, i expected him to get off the train at Cambridge so i could get his seat....he didnt, thought he may wake up at Royston...he didnt......well train stopped at Kings Cross an hour later and he was still asleep :D , everyone got off.....not sure what happened to him after that :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 My brother did that... and ended up in Norwich :D ... dribbling.... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 My brother did that... and ended up in Norwich :D ... dribbling.... :D norwich makes most people dribble mark, that or they are born like it round that way :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 norwich makes most people dribble mark, that or they are born like it round that way :D OI!!! Watch it you :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 OI!!! Watch it you :D you aint from norwich are you, close enough but safe :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 hmmmm ok will let you off then What made me laugh today........Marky's face when he saw the JD overalls in my Discovery :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Dirty boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Well I was wearing them 20 mins earlier, did think about walking into your office with them on but decided against it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Well I was wearing them 20 mins earlier, did think about walking into your office with them on but decided against it :D I'd have got lumpy to throw you down the stairs :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 hmmmm ok will let you off then What made me laugh today........Marky's face when he saw the JD overalls in my Discovery :D not new ones for the new job mate, whats wrong with any old pair ?? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 My old pair are full of holes so I needed new ones anyway....its about time they made farm overalls spark resistant :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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