marshman Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Taking the mudguard off of a 390, 10mm bolt, had to ratchets on her (1 on each side) and she sheered in half, punched the cab.. skinned my knuckels and the mudgard fell on my shoulder Im sorry but i just had to laugh at that. Its a classic :D. Hope your okay mate could have been nasty if the mudgard fell on your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Im sorry but i just had to laugh at that. Its a classic :D. Hope your okay mate could have been nasty if the mudgard fell on your head Nah im laughing now , had a worse one today.. got up from under a TS100 and headbutted the door.. nearly got knocked out cold \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich.new holland Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Coming in nice again Rich end of the week, then they give high pressure coming back for a spell so not all's lost ah its stoped raining at about 10 ish this mornin and its starting to dry out so tomorow afternoon we might be out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey man Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 man utd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05rich Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 SHROPSHIRE STAR > they were late AGAIN , which ment i was not able to take any photos of raking the cut silage grass also my sister is playing opra songs through the wall > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intey 434 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 man utd. yeeooooooo :D pick a good team and you wont be so easily dissapointed : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey man Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 yeeooooooo :D pick a good team and you wont be so easily dissapointed : you pick a good team lad how many times did we beat you in the one week and then knew we had the leauge won so were gentlemen and let you draw with us to save any further embaresment, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 man u are about as useful as a glass hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robl12 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 man who the manchester united team never even turned up. The phrase as useful as a marshmallow shifter comes to mind ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey man Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 man u are about as useful as a glass hammer a very useful thing to have when your trying to break into somebodys car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Just got told off bye a police officer for taking photos of a car crash no one hurt or nothing Robbo is this right that your not allowed too? There is no law against it that I am aware of, he may just be being over sensitive, I quite often take pictures of the accidents I go to just for my own morbid interest \ \ \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Enviromental Agency made a farmer move 600acres of silage because of excessive efluent leaking in to a river, So i've been down there 2 days now with the Farmmaster 414s loading it in to trailers and carting it to another indoor pit, and it's doing my head in, whilst this is happening some goon I work with took my tractor out today, and brought it back with about 2" Of mud all over the floor, up the sides of the gear casing, all over the inside of the windows, AND he lost my front weight bar in a dirty water pit, then said it wasn't his problem and went home. So I rang up my boss and had a go at him, even though it wasnt his fault \ just made me feel better and told him I want it clean before driving it tomorrow. BUTTT sounds like im driving the stupid loading shovel again tomorrow, whilst the environmental t*** watches over me with a clipboard, I also got in trouble for taking a top link off of the ONLY tractor in the yard because mine went missing, The tractor was attached to a mower, and the nob that got in to un-hitch the mower later on in the day didnt look behind him when he drove off, just lifted the linkage up and drove off, dragging the mower about 10ft, and apparently that was my fault Also I have a Huuuuge headache, probably due to how stressed out I am...Oh and one more whilst i'm on a roll. No-ones helping me with my wrap carrier, and by the time someone gets round to it it will be too late and i'll be flat out wrapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 a very useful thing to have when your trying to break into somebodys car your quick for an old chil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Got a mouth full of diesel \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Got a mouth full of diesel \ shouldnt be drinking it at your age :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 shouldnt be drinking it at your age :D :D I thought it was Tizer.. nah.. i was taking a filter off of a Self Proppeled.. 1905 NH, and i unwound it to fast, it fell i jerked it up and splash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Well at least you know now, Rhys . . . They don't call it 'cherry' for the taste You won't sleep tonight, you'll still be ticking over it!! Waaaahahahaaa!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Well at least you know now, Rhys . . . They don't call it 'cherry' for the taste You won't sleep tonight, you'll still be ticking over it!! Waaaahahahaaa!! :D Thats nearly as bad as the one about the man addicted to drinking brake fluid. His friend told him it was bad for him and he replied.........Yes, I know it is.....but I can stop any time I like. Har har har.............snort...........oh gawd........sme posh larf again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 oh stop it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 It must be getting late! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 pigoeons at work crapping on the cars.....what is the point in the flying rats? > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05rich Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 pigoeons at work crapping on the cars.....what is the point in the flying rats? > i know what you mean , theres a nest in our back garden , and the shed is covered in it , also they are so nosiey > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 It's time for Marky and Sean to shuddup......Every day we here Marky moaning and groaning about being skint and someone offers to sell him MF gumdrops out comes the dosh in a blink of an eye............Sean aint much better just his devon cracker whine is a bit thicker...........marky even had me crying one day......poor lad almost sent him some coins for sandwhich at lunch......Mr. and MS. deep pockets are driving me nuts... :'( :'( :'( :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 How very dare you... I am sitting here... in my underpants... that I bought from Woolies sale in 1976.. (I can't afford clothes in these tough times)... my fingerless gloves all ripped and torn and badly in need of replacement... as I type Mrs F is outside looking through the bins to see if anyone has left anything worth having for my tea.. and YOU have the bare faced cheek (oops... slipped out of my pants then sorry )... to make a comment like that... Well I can't say I'm not hurt... that's cut me deep roboplops... you just wait until Aunty Jo reads this most recent ATTACK (yes.. that's all it can be called quitye frankly) on poor, sweet, innocent Marky and Sean Roboplops... PAH.. you are nothing but the FTF bully boy :'( Dearest Aunty Jo.. can you please 'open up a can' on him (as our American Cousins would say) :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Finding blight spots on the leaves of my early spuds then finding the lance has cracked on my knapsack sprayer, off to get a new one in a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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