Ghost Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Picked up manpneumonia over the weekend. .... RICHARDS!!!!! > > bad times, know what your err going through or should that be whats going through you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Picked up manpneumonia over the weekend. .... RICHARDS!!!!! > > Aaaahh, must have been the man-hug and exchange of fluids when we parted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 18, 2011 Author Share Posted October 18, 2011 Filthy boy, Richards! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 18, 2011 Author Share Posted October 18, 2011 bad times, know what your err going through or should that be whats going through you :laugh: :laugh: Hope you're better mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robl12 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Helicopter pilots no flying on monday now today and not looking good for tomorrow, Should have been home on Monday, on nights and lucky if I have had 8 hours sleep in the last 48 hours. I neeeeed to get home going mental very quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Palmer Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 my inner glass door exploding last night in the oven,had only been on for 5 minutes,went off like a b****y gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 23, 2011 Author Share Posted October 23, 2011 I bet that made you jump, blimey! I got just the thing for you, Paul. Vanish Stain Remover! Best put your undercrackers in a hot wash! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Palmer Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I bet that made you jump, blimey! I got just the thing for you, Paul. Vanish Stain Remover! Best put your undercrackers in a hot wash! :D to save time tris i just chucked them,going to marks and sparks now for replacements!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 23, 2011 Author Share Posted October 23, 2011 :D Nice! Silk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Palmer Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 :D Nice! Silk? on a painters wages tris?,no paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 23, 2011 Author Share Posted October 23, 2011 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Well mines a beauty ... Been reliving my youth recently and invested in a pair of pig skin kicker boots... Niiiiiice...anyway.. Thought I'd treat me fellow dog handlers to a look at them today... So I popped them proudly on for training Stood in the queue of dogs and handlers awaiting my turn to take Patrick (or twatrick as he's known today) over the weave poles.. Along comes the familiar but unwanted smell of dog 'exhaust' ... Looks down to see a collection of dak brown Patrick packages around the perimeter of my new left boot... And one light coloured semi-solid bit right in the middle of said boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Palmer Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Well mines a beauty ... Been reliving my youth recently and invested in a pair of pig skin kicker boots... Niiiiiice...anyway.. Thought I'd treat me fellow dog handlers to a look at them today... So I popped them proudly on for training Stood in the queue of dogs and handlers awaiting my turn to take Patrick (or twatrick as he's known today) over the weave poles.. Along comes the familiar but unwanted smell of dog 'exhaust' ... Looks down to see a collection of dak brown Patrick packages around the perimeter of my new left boot... And one light coloured semi-solid bit right in the middle of said boot > so right in the s**t then mark,very graphic description of what you stood in!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 It was more deposited on me than stood in Paul... Needless to say Patrick is in the dog house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 could only happen to you mate cant say it annoyed me, infact had me and sue rolling round laughing at it in fact :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Rain Rain Rain!!!! Roads are flooded, Sheds flooded, Yards flooded, Bloody Hell! > My roads a main B Road and its sitting with several inches of water in places! Fire Brigade and Police on seen, Gonna end up closed shortly hopefully.. Totally impassable in car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Well mines a beauty ... Been reliving my youth recently and invested in a pair of pig skin kicker boots... Niiiiiice...anyway.. Thought I'd treat me fellow dog handlers to a look at them today... So I popped them proudly on for training Stood in the queue of dogs and handlers awaiting my turn to take Patrick (or twatrick as he's known today) over the weave poles.. Along comes the familiar but unwanted smell of dog 'exhaust' ... Looks down to see a collection of dak brown Patrick packages around the perimeter of my new left boot... And one light coloured semi-solid bit right in the middle of said boot > Kicker boots what in the world? Appears Patrick not fond of pork.....Best check his pedigree may have a bit of Jewish blood in him......just saying is all... \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and2go Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Reading the "Discussion" about this bloody time zone change...(yes they are considering it....again ). i dont want to start a great argument using iffy ideas for or against. but what I will say is that if they do change it the IT industry will have to do some rapid timezone modifications (easy enough, just hassle causing) with mobile devices also having the same problem. speaking of which, we will all get a laugh when all the iphone owners turn up late/early for work due to its inability to handle stuff thats been happening for years.. (have they sorted that yet???) let alone going and changing it..... But then no optimist thinks of the niggling issues like this until their bribery money never reaches them because the banking systems have hit meltdown due to the clocks not being in sync... ~Moan over.... back to the paperwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 ... the little scroat who had my diesel out of my trucks again last night... especially as I got a call at 3.00am to attend :'( .. life is tough enough in business as it is without that :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 How many times is that now Mark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 every 4-6 weeks Barry... regular as clockwork mate... I'll proably have more missing this week now I expect... security expert in to se me on Thursday now... watch this space :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Deterrence Mark? Electric Fencing? Exploading paint when the vans fuel cover caps are tampered with? Problem is, you need to spend money to stop lossing money! Build a moat!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 :D .. I like the last idea best Barry... a really deep... stinking one full of horrible things like barry Stunts aftershave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 :D .. I like the last idea best Barry... a really deep... stinking one full of horrible things like barry Stunts aftershave I don't think you will get the Council to allow you to use Udi's aftershave for anything other than lighting fires or removing paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 :D .. I guess you are right mate... does make your eyes water in small doses... goodness only knows what a lake of it would whiff like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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