Deere-est Posted October 31, 2011 Author Share Posted October 31, 2011 Barry, start a new business in theft deterrence: Moats for Scroats! Can't you use Patrick then, Mark? Going by what you say, his farts are worse than his bites :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Oh indeed.... if I could only turn him around to face the other way and fart on demand Tris I'd have a real deterrent.... alas... he'll just stare at you with his cute puppy dog face wagging his tail... waiting to pounce on you and lick you within an inch of your life.. usually moments after he's cleaned his pink piccolo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 He is beautiful, though Marky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 i'll lend you roxy, she's very fond of strangers at night...and in the daytime...as the postman/ dominoes delivery boy will attest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 He is beautiful, though Marky Can't disagree there Mandy... we all know an owner takes after his dog * Alex... can you and Roxy patrol the industrial estate tonight then please :D .... I'll give you all the fruit you can eat while on duty :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I've just noticed... Mrs F's not cleaned the leaves off the patio either .. you just wait until she gets in from work Pah... she can do it straight after getting my tea and running a bath for me :D :D I am, of course joking ladies.... you know I'd not doing anything remotely as sexist as that really.. Christ... I even bought her her own sweepomatic thingy recently as well .. I know... I know... she's spoilt rotten FTF wants you to know that no Marky's were harmed in the making of this post... Hello darling... you are home I see .............. THWACK :'( FTF wants you to know that almost no Marky's were harmed in the making of this post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 marky, have you thought about a product called "smartwater " we have started using it on cables and other areas, you can get small bombs as such of it ,and can paint it on parts like hoses ect, its waterproof and once on you its apparently nigh on impossable to get off clothing hands ect ,it shows up via infra red lights, when you buy it you get a unique number to your firm, they claim its stopped thefts of our cable by 40%,yet to belive that, in areas its been used on new cables, so they move to older areas and nick it there, but once the new stuff is in replacing the old cables , the old act or going back and removing it again a few weeks later has also stopped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 If you have some pocket money Mark, this item might be worth investing in. Likewise, the whole site is an interesting "browse" http://www.spycatcheronline.co.uk/laser-audio-surveillance-p-946.html?spyid=99f5uq7ch0e6ue4cc742qam8c7 On what annoyed me...a certain ebay buyer who knows the postal fraud / no tracking number scam. Requests cheaper postage, then claims the item never turns up. My own fault for giving in to "its hard times so can't you send it standard royal mail". A lesson has been learnt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Oooo.. I want that... and only 35,000 reasons why I can't have it :'( :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 31, 2011 Author Share Posted October 31, 2011 What about our recent collector who joined up. ... he had an AK-47. ... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Oh yeah... forgot about him :D .. I'll send him a PM ... I wonder if you can post one recorded delivery :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 31, 2011 Author Share Posted October 31, 2011 I expect if you can talk to the right people you can find a mule :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 just been stiched up at work, got told i had to work on tonight due to finish dates etc, so called and told the step daughter i had to miss getting the little, which caused all sorts of agro for her and her fella, feeling really guilty from it, last 2 jobs could not get finished due to faults and specilist stores being needed which we do not carry, rang up to tell them and the buggers turn round and say no worrys, we dont need them till midnight tommorrow so leave them till the nmorn???/ what happend to needing them tonight then?? we shall see tommorrow as we both cancled stuff to do this for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Came across a turf team working using a Same Antares and the Lamborghini R3.................so far so good..............I took 24 photos with my new i-phone and when I have tried to download them and then post them up on here i-tunes has deleted all my files and I have lost them > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Came across a turf team working using a Same Antares and the Lamborghini R3.................so far so good..............I took 24 photos with my new i-phone and when I have tried to download them and then post them up on here i-tunes has deleted all my files and I have lost them > > Did the air turn a vivid shade of blue, Mike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerfrank Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 what annoyed me was found out the lights on the new kane arnt wired up right. :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Did the air turn a vivid shade of blue, Mike? Very much so, Sharon disowned me for swearing at the computer [ However, I think I have fixed it.........but I don't know how : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 The shear amount of Music Artists that are in Belfast for one of the Biggest Music events on the Calendar, MTV EMA's. There are only a max of 20 min from me and I can't get anywhere near them!! I'd pay over the odds for a ticket but better chance of finding hens teeth \ \ \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Times are bad to resort to stealing petrol.....wonder what would happen if you took an old plastic petrol can filled is full of gas and add one cup of sugar....bet the fool would be walking within a day.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Watching Steve Mcqueen chase down a Trans Am with a MF 760 in The Hunter (1980), only for the reception to go before the resolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 My domain host not responding to several emails regarding my failure to connect to their pop3 server. I have had no emails via my domain since Friday afternoon. Fortunately I have other email accounts I can use. Next step is a telephone call! Saturday I could not see my website or even the webhosts main page although they are now working. Obviously they have had problems but.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 Forgot my camera today and went to one of the most interesting farms I've been to May be back there again though so will have to remember my camera next time! Tractors ranged from a Titan to a pair of JD 8440 artics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 the bloody t1t who came round the corner on the wrong side of the road this eve , swerved and missed me, which only happend after i went for the bank on my nearside to miss him, but in doing that took my passanger side wing mirror off completly and cracked the small window in the process as it came in ,guess there was a branch or something just there, no body damage to the back or cab which is a bonus i guess, just got loads of forms to fil in now, but my mate behind has backed me over how it happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Went into work at 9am to help with the potato grading as we're emptying the store at present and sending them off to McCains, boss greets me when I get there with the universal all stopped hand gesture......he'd just got a TEXT from McCains saying all loads were cancelled today, it was sent at 7pm last night. He rang them up and it turns out that A B Texel (the haulier) knew at midday yesterday but didn't pass the information on so there were 4 of us went into work today who needn't have been there > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niels Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Bloody Dutch, never trust them Gav. Apart from terrible prices hauliers must be a veg farmers worsed nightmare. Saying that, we were loading potatoes thursday and had told them we wanted to get done that day as we had to load onions the next day. And of course the last lorry popped up (Butter not Texel) and said he was due for loading at 7 AM next day! Luckily he agreed to do it the same evening so we could get ready for next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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