fendt-man-matty Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 on saturday night i was with this girl she's my ex's cousin and lets say that night i squeezed her ass a few times but we were sitting on a bench togther later on, quite close, and quite comfy and i was soooo tempted to just stick the lips on her but wasnt so sure what we would do \ so eventually it got late and then everyone else was about so we all went in... \ so tonight on msn i just told her bout saturday night, and she was saying she wouldn't have minded it which is good to know for next time im with her :P but darn i needed to grow a pair of balls that night :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 Kennel collected and my neighbour refused even fuel cost. Bless him! Supplier was as good as his word, kennel was dismantled and ready when we arrived just on 6.00 and they loaded it immediately. Cannot recommend more highly - Countrywide Kennels near Kidderminster. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 on saturday night i was with this girl she's my ex's cousin and lets say that night i squeezed her ass a few times but we were sitting on a bench togther later on, quite close, and quite comfy and i was soooo tempted to just stick the lips on her but wasnt so sure what we would do \ so eventually it got late and then everyone else was about so we all went in... \ so tonight on msn i just told her bout saturday night, and she was saying she wouldn't have minded it which is good to know for next time im with her :P but darn i needed to grow a pair of balls that night :D No girl is going to be interested if you don't have some :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I disagree there Gav there are some : : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendt-man-matty Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 No girl is going to be interested if you don't have some :D :D haha it's an expression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 i've just been to see Indiana Jones and it was fab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I got 7 jaffa cakes in a 6 packet :o ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Ooo you jammy dodger... er... Orange Sponger... DOH.... you know what I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Just test fitted my resin replacement roof on my New Holland TM155 conversion :) And it looks a treat up the shed to spray it blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britainswomble Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 on saturday night i was with this girl she's my ex's cousin and lets say that night i squeezed her ass a few times but we were sitting on a bench togther later on, quite close, and quite comfy and i was soooo tempted to just stick the lips on her but wasnt so sure what we would do \ so eventually it got late and then everyone else was about so we all went in... \ so tonight on msn i just told her bout saturday night, and she was saying she wouldn't have minded it which is good to know for next time im with her :P but darn i needed to grow a pair of balls that night :D Eeeeeee.......when I were a lad we had to kiss them first before we could squeeze their ..........um..................er................bottoms........after a few dates of course. This um.........er.......Quote, "Sticking the lips on her".........is this the current technique of modern youth, roughly equivalent to gazing into each others eyes, holding hands while facing each other and moving slowly towards one another till the moment comes when you know it's going to happen,and slowly and gently it does. Scooze me I'm having a nostalgic flashback here about the heart pounding moment of that first kiss. Oh to be young again. As regards to the acquisition of a pair of testicubes.........they are best retracted if you are goin' to "Stick the lips on her", just in case that wasn't what she had in mind. After all you don't want to be led round the garden on tippy toe while she tries to relocate them somewhere else on yer body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Eeeeeee.......when I were a lad we had to kiss them first before we could squeeze their ..........um..................er................bottoms........after a few dates of course. This um.........er.......Quote, "Sticking the lips on her".........is this the current technique of modern youth, roughly equivalent to gazing into each others eyes, holding hands while facing each other and moving slowly towards one another till the moment comes when you know it's going to happen,and slowly and gently it does. Scooze me I'm having a nostalgic flashback here about the heart pounding moment of that first kiss. Oh to be young again. As regards to the acquisition of a pair of testicubes.........they are best retracted if you are goin' to "Stick the lips on her", just in case that wasn't what she had in mind. After all you don't want to be led round the garden on tippy toe while she tries to relocate them somewhere else on yer body. This forum wouldnt be as it is without some of your posts And as for you matty a word of advice. Go for it as i learnt theres PLENTY more fish in the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendt-man-matty Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Eeeeeee.......when I were a lad we had to kiss them first before we could squeeze their ..........um..................er................bottoms........after a few dates of course. This um.........er.......Quote, "Sticking the lips on her".........is this the current technique of modern youth, roughly equivalent to gazing into each others eyes, holding hands while facing each other and moving slowly towards one another till the moment comes when you know it's going to happen,and slowly and gently it does. Scooze me I'm having a nostalgic flashback here about the heart pounding moment of that first kiss. Oh to be young again. As regards to the acquisition of a pair of testicubes.........they are best retracted if you are goin' to "Stick the lips on her", just in case that wasn't what she had in mind. After all you don't want to be led round the garden on tippy toe while she tries to relocate them somewhere else on yer body. awww will yet again. you gave me a laugh. yea well was gonna say 'snog' but that sounds harsh \ im telling you, there's plenty of different names and words for it nowdays :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Comet changing my root again. It was Hedgend then Chepstow, now its just Hedgend! Tidy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Got a CB today, unsure if to put it in my car, or in the house so I can hear what's going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Come on Luke how old are you i would of thought when you finshed work you would like to get away from the rubbish talked on there all day ;) : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendt-man-matty Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 na what you do is, if your watching silage being lifted from were you are and your CB can pick up those boys CB's then watch them all chopping the silage then shot wooooo!!! down the CB then you should see them all stopping (if they're paying attention) :D that was one of the things my mate used to do when he was in NZ, he's would have been ploughing and watching silage going on then do that, quite funny :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Come on Luke how old are you i would of thought when you finshed work you would like to get away from the rubbish talked on there all day ;) : Nah I love all the chit chat we do on there, even more humorous than the stuff on here! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich.new holland Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 thats what i was hoping to buy this year , \ but realised my uncle has one in the lorry so when there doing maize ill be listening what station do they normally talk on with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I'm on my way to Traci's instead of Chepstow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdc Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 A little bit of rain....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 A little bit of rain....... I guess you will be hoping for 'dust' now as well John :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 A little bit of rain....... Well you didn't pass the sun over here though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 4 days til I get a break Need a holiday, a lot's happened since I last had one! Can't wait ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdc Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I guess you will be hoping for 'dust' now as well John :D Only 3mm so it'll be dust again soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 Two of my neighbours out in torrential rain today putting the kennel and run together. What a pair of stars. I really did not expect them to work in those conditions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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