Deere-est Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 The look of horror on a womans face and deservedly so. She waited in the right hand filter lane at a set of lights, when the straight ahead arrow went green she Hamiltoned it stright across in front of me squeezing between the truck and the traffic island - only to get stuck behind a learner. At the next set of lights I made sure the only thing she could see in her rear view and off side mirror was the grill of a Scania. .. . she could have probably counted the dead bugs. Intimidation is not big and not clever, hell is is ever satisfying though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich.new holland Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 well last friday it was but when we split the 3095 ans saw that one of the shell bearings was broken we laughed and thought easy fix but spoke to soon with closer inspection she had snapped the crank shaft :'( but luckily a crack for them are quite resonable priced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 A Photographer with two huge cameras over his shoulders, walking along the Greyhound track around the speedway track at Coventry. Tripped over the cover and fell flat on his face - The roar from the crowd was greater than for anything else all night!! He then flipped the V's to the stand! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 A Photographer with two huge cameras over his shoulders, walking along the Greyhound track around the speedway track at Coventry. Tripped over the cover and fell flat on his face - The roar from the crowd was greater than for anything else all night!! He then flipped the V's to the stand! :D Did he damage the camera or only his pride!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGU Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Did he damage the camera or only his pride!!!! unfortunatley only his pride! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Watching a fella from the office window trying to light a *** as it started to bucket down and he huddled in the corner with an umbrella for shelter :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 changed my PC clock to back date some drawings ....then tried gettng on here to see what would happen and no unreads :D ....put it back again and 2 pages appeared :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerepower Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 with the rain coming down so heavy an icecream van turning up trying to sell icecream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 the wife on the phone to PFC about the tickets....women are so much better at complaining :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 A text message from FNHIR :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 yesterday more i heard..... guy from work had two site visits in London, he isnt the best to read maps etc.!. One was easy to get to, the other was a little tricky but not hard. Day before he was swearing and cursing, took me over two hours to explain to him the best way on the A10, A2, A12, A406 then down A1....really simple!.....he was even offered a Sat NAV anyway he got to first site and followed the other guy to the second site, he then rung and asked how to get to A1 to get home, told him various easy ways......he got on A1 then M1 (told him to stay on A1 as its quicker to get home on), we went up M1, missed M25 junction, kept going and called me at 5pm as he was near Luton! :D, told him to turn round, get on M10, A414 then A1.....he got on A414 to Hemel, eventually he got to A1....then broke down just after juct 6...... poor guy, seeing funny side now as we made him his own 'JonJon' Sat Nav unit :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the other green Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 This actually happened a couple of days ago..... The look on the old guy's face when I passed him with our Deutz DX 4.70 with the New Holland 855 baler in tow. He was driving a Case 970 with a Case baler on the back doing about 12 mph, "b****r this", methinks and whipped out to pass at a flying 18 mph. Just as I got level with him, he glanced over and, boy did he do a double take when he realised it was another tractor. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCF Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 The limerick in Marky's signature...now, was it Masseymore or Gav who put it there :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Just on the way back from church and got flagged down by a bloke who'd backed his little bedford rascal in the ditch stopped and towed him out for ?20 very funny i thought :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Just on the way back from church and got flagged down by a bloke who'd backed his little bedford rascal in the ditch stopped and towed him out for ?20 very funny i thought :D Gosh Simon... how you must keep that poor Priest busy in the confession box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Gosh Simon... how you must keep that poor Priest busy in the confession box i dont think the priest will have the time! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 i dont think the priest will have the time! :D (Apparently, they have a rota ) ... love u really Simon * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMON. Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Gosh Simon... how you must keep that poor Priest busy in the confession box Just doing my duty helping a man in destress :D No one's got enough time to deal with me Ben :'( :'( :'( :'( (Apparently, they have a rota ) ... love u really Simon * * You sure pumpkin i'm starting to have my doubts * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 My Dad on the phone giving out last night about a starter on a combine that he is working on at the moment with a friend of ours and also giving out about all the work that has to be done on her still despite the fact he wants to go cutting today :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I heard about this during the weekend - 2 brothers near us got their big trailer stuck - affectionately known as the biscuit tin its got twin wheels on tandem axles and is an old cut down lorry job. Well some brainy lad decided to drive her up thewettest place possible and buried her up to the axles :D - 2 tractors either 2 TM 130's or a TM 130 and 8340 and it still wouldn't budge so they ended up getting a tracked digger in to help it out :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeRoebuck Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 There's been an increase of metal thefts locally, with church bells going and lead roofs going a miss as China hungers for more and more material (to paint on kids toys). This could be the farmers deterrent against the light fingered around the farm yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 the look on my other halfs face when she had to get up and go to work today, and i was lying in bed, i have the day off :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 My Dad on the phone giving out last night about a starter on a combine that he is working on at the moment with a friend of ours and also giving out about all the work that has to be done on her still despite the fact he wants to go cutting today :D Yet another Thursday evening and Dad giving out again they still are not ready to go - wanted to go cut yesterday but by the time they went back to get the combine it was raining - put the head on in the yard and then found that fingers were bent so it broke the knife - just as Dad welded it up the clutch pedal came off - would have loved to be there to see that I'd say there were a few choice words ;D Hopefully we'll make a start this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Marcus Barrett flashing at me from the northbound side of the A30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Marcus Barrett flashing at me from the northbound side of the A30 blimey i am surprised you could see him :D ,how do you know it was him then mandy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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