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This email from a friend in the city this morning....

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CORPORATE EVENTS

One Days Shooting

1st April 2009

£38 per bird

Venue: The Grassy Area @ Coq D'Arjent overlooking Bank

First Drive: Moorgate Meadow

Second Drive: Liverpool StreetLoch

Third Drive: Cannon Street Quagmire

Fourth Drive: Monumental Massacre

Fifth Drive: Bank bloodbath

Notes: You should be able to shoot each drive from the Coq - Beaters will be driving the birds down from the relevant pens

Dress: Full tweed/ drinks in pins

Driving: Collected by Ranger Supercharged (5mpg) to take you from Fulham/ Wandsworth/ Chelsea to first drive at 9am

Ground game: 100% allowed  and  actively encouraged, if they vote labour as well extra drives will be put on

Lunch:

Creamed potage of chav

Surf (the bonus wave) n turf (out all the bone idle anti capitalists)

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Came across this on another Forum - couldn't resist reposting it here :

The 7 Dwarfs & The Pope...

The Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs,

they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf

Nuns in Rome?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment

and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all

Of Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,

'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .

'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry

Glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns

Anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my

Son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing,

Pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin

Chanting......

'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

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We were in at the mart on Saturday trying to buy some stock and one guy's father specialises in repossessed cars, machinery etc.

So anyway his son had 20 cattle for sale, a fella I know says to me "I bet they are repossessed" was splitting ourselves laughing for 20 minutes :D :D

He was also on about his cousin and would he ever pop the question to his girlfriend :D :D

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I chuckle at that everytime too, must have been up there years now. Always makes me laugh though as I can just imagine some pot head hainging off the wall upside down writing it  :D

Jez ...  It isn't grown, I bought it from 'Kenny LEveret's Fashions'. ..  :D :D

This mad me laugh on Thursday but I have only just uploaded the pic. ..

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