Tractorman810 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 just noticed trissle's new avatar pic, looks like deputy dawg :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 or a bad case of courgettes syndrome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 That was no thanks to a very windy day on the wood processor. Sawdust everywhere. How about my scrolling poem then. . .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 The text the mechanic sent me... Alright Rhys, im planning to put a turbo on a 35 i got round the back, want to help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 This email from a friend in the city this morning.... CORPORATE EVENTS One Days Shooting 1st April 2009 £38 per bird Venue: The Grassy Area @ Coq D'Arjent overlooking Bank First Drive: Moorgate Meadow Second Drive: Liverpool StreetLoch Third Drive: Cannon Street Quagmire Fourth Drive: Monumental Massacre Fifth Drive: Bank bloodbath Notes: You should be able to shoot each drive from the Coq - Beaters will be driving the birds down from the relevant pens Dress: Full tweed/ drinks in pins Driving: Collected by Ranger Supercharged (5mpg) to take you from Fulham/ Wandsworth/ Chelsea to first drive at 9am Ground game: 100% allowed and actively encouraged, if they vote labour as well extra drives will be put on Lunch: Creamed potage of chav Surf (the bonus wave) n turf (out all the bone idle anti capitalists) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 The G20 protests......what did it actually achieve? Also, Poland 10 - San Marino 0!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 The G20 protests......what did it actually achieve? Few smashed windows and some hurt coppers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Few smashed windows and some hurt coppers I know, you can do that in most market towns on a Saturday night, no bother going to the London for it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysmassey135 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I know, you can do that in most market towns on a Saturday night, no bother going to the London for it!!!! Exept the fact theres more coppers to hit and windows to smash.. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGEL FORD Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Exept the fact theres more coppers to hit and windows to smash.. :D just another horrendous amount of police overtime that we've all got to pay for...tossers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 The protestors I take it? :-/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellarian Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Came across this on another Forum - couldn't resist reposting it here : The 7 Dwarfs & The Pope... The Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf Nuns in Rome?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all Of Europe ?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe . 'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry Glare. Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns Anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my Son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, Pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin Chanting...... 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Barry... he's one of the funniest...(and def the rudest) people I know :D ps... please do not ask for an explanation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Barry... he's one of the funniest...(and def the rudest) people I know :D ps... please do not ask for an explanation [ Shocking cannot believe that :o Her reply made me laugh a right proper lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGEL FORD Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 The protestors I take it? :-/ yes, sure, sorry it wasn't clear!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Pheeew!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 We were in at the mart on Saturday trying to buy some stock and one guy's father specialises in repossessed cars, machinery etc. So anyway his son had 20 cattle for sale, a fella I know says to me "I bet they are repossessed" was splitting ourselves laughing for 20 minutes :D He was also on about his cousin and would he ever pop the question to his girlfriend :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Well it was yesterday but it made me laught to see that tris (like me) has grown some facial hair to be more like Barry (udimore) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Well it was yesterday but it made me laught to see that tris (like me) has grown some facial hair to be more like Barry (udimore) :D We want pictures Jez :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super6 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 This was yesterday, on the M25. The motorway passes under a railway bridge and some bright spark has written, in 2' high letters, GIVE PEAS A CHANCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted April 6, 2009 Author Share Posted April 6, 2009 I chuckle at that everytime too, must have been up there years now. Always makes me laugh though as I can just imagine some pot head hainging off the wall upside down writing it Jez ... It isn't grown, I bought it from 'Kenny LEveret's Fashions'. .. :D This mad me laugh on Thursday but I have only just uploaded the pic. .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Thats an amooooosing photo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Thats an amooooosing photo!! Ouch Thank you and good night :D Go to bed Richards! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 This was yesterday, on the M25. The motorway passes under a railway bridge and some bright spark has written, in 2' high letters, GIVE PEAS A CHANCE. :D - I've not seen that... made me smile anyway :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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