robbo Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I went into Lidl today as they sometimes have some strange and unusual items in amongst the groceries, well today was no exception :of As you walked down the middle aisle with the usual assortment of cheap power tools and Winceyette pyjamas I came upon the strangest of all......horse blankets and leg covers as well as things to go under the saddle to make it a more comfortable ride. I don't think I have ever walked into any other supermarket and found horsey items amongst the baked beans and chocolate biscuits.....bizarre :of :of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 a hungarian lorry driver who decided to go to par docks with a 40ft curtain sider artic, high one to, via a 11ft 6 bridge, and somehow decided to actually try and go under it resulting in him getting stuck by the air kit on his lorry let alone the trailer, no idea what he was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 a hungarian lorry driver who decided to go to par docks with a 40ft curtain sider artic, high one to, via a 11ft 6 bridge, and somehow decided to actually try and go under it resulting in him getting stuck by the air kit on his lorry let alone the trailer, no idea what he was thinking i do hope it was a rail bridge as it will cost them a fortune : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 yeah was a rail bridge, old well built soild granite one, lets say his air kit was not looking to healthy to say the least, amazing he actually tried steve, the roads straight, well signed and the bridge is very very clear ,so lord only knows what his sat nav was playing at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 No I don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I got a copy of the latest Agritoy magazine today and lo and behold on page 6 is FTF's pin up err.....bad boy err.....thing! Sadly I can't read the text but I think I can imagine what it says : : : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 oh deere the zwolle shots come back to haunt us all ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 ... Oh dear oh dear .. Johnny did warn me that this was out... Any chance of someone translating the text for us 'non speakers' please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdeere6910 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 My best mate hacking my facebook and putting things about cross dressing, the another mates mum offering to give me clothes if I needed them, I was in floods of tears for about an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 My best mate hacking my facebook and putting things about cross dressing, the another mates mum offering to give me clothes if I needed them, I was in floods of tears for about an hour yeah i'd be pretty upset too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted February 20, 2011 Author Share Posted February 20, 2011 Top Gear with their Claas Dominator 108 Snow Plough! Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manor Farm Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Top Gear with their Claas Dominator 108 Snow Plough! Quality. Quality Tris What made me laugh was i was scraping and got out of the door and the ram to keep the door from hiting the mud guard snap , and i didnt no that and open the door and smashed the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noel Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 some beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Top Gear with their Claas Dominator 108 Snow Plough! Quality. laughed 'til i felt ill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewstanford Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 whos going to be first to make this in 1:32 laughed when they set the lad on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdeere6910 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 yeah i'd be pretty upset too I was worried for a while, but then kniwing my mates this isnt too unusual for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 kate (my little sister): "I can see a blue tit!" Dad "it's because it's cold!" not particularly appropriate for a 12 year old but i laughed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 A text I got off my mate saying he'd had a "whoops" and felled a tree with the saw blade on his hedgecutter and had it land on his tractor taking the left hand rear mudguard with it on the way down ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 roxy the dog (half rottweiller half staffy) is currently trying to run through a 6' fence after next doors cat, i pity the cat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 just seen the new uh due soon, seems they are covering every thing colour wise in one go now ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 a travis perkins delivery truck today, brand new 11 plate, in a very fetching pink, supporting brest cancer awarnes charity, but the poor driver, shades on, baseball cap on, can just see the ribbing he got on the building sites with that number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted March 3, 2011 Author Share Posted March 3, 2011 March 2nd, M25, brand new Audi broke down on the hard shoulder :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey123 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 A young lad in a 11 plate ford foucus rs in geen with black alloys, he was about 1 hundred yards from the dealers and his car had the bonnet up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 This silliness: Oh god this is even better, the Ashley Cole shooting incident courtesy of the NMA animators: http://www.youtube.com/user/NMAWorldEdition#p/u/17/ldCWdIbp02s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey123 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Went to the dentists tonight, got my mouth numbed mother was happy it shut me up till the Dr said i can still talk it's my upper jaw numbed, mothers face was a picture, got back home and me and the fater started talking about upgrading all the machines in april,the oldest is 8 year old and the youngest is 3 yer old so brand new 2011 machine by July hopefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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