Tractorman810 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 had a old fella and his wife pull out infront of me today in a old y plate citroen estate, on the way down to st austell, at a place called tywardreth highway, causing me to brake pretty hard ,followed him down the hill(which is pretty steep) and along into par, where across the main road is a single track rail line which has recently been resurfaced, and being on a curve is banked at one side at a fair angle, anyone that usally goes over slows down to 20 mph or less in my case with the van otherwise most stuff ends up on the floor, but not this old fella, i recon he went over it at 40 odd mph ,resulting in the car bouncing wildy on its hydrallic suspension, and leaving his back wheels i recon a good ft of the ground. he came back down with a hell of a bang, sparks flying out from underneath, and just carried on driving, no foot on the brakes nothing , not sure if he was to embarrased to stop, or just didnt care full stop, but the way they both just sat there just being able to look over the dash and doing that just had to be seen, dam well near wet myself laughing at it, the bloke going the other way looked just as amazed at it to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerrabbit Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 My Brothers young ginger cat is a bit of a character. We found 'evidence' that he brought home a rat yesterday morning early, he's always catching and bringing it home but this time the 'evidence' was that he had obviously ate the rat, but not the break-neck trap that it was caught in, he left the trap on the doorstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 More what I heard really. Steve Bruce on Radio 2 said to a studio guest, "I have bricks in my house that are smarter than you are". Couldn't believe that he could say it live on air and get away with it ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey123 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Chopping silage at a farm today with drag chopper and as soon as school finished i went to cart for them, a tight gate way but i could negotiate it, then the boss came in with his 11 plate 7480 and took the gate stoop out, he then managed to get the gate stoop, DOn't think he'll here the end of it as it's the first accident this season (so far) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 next door but one have decided to try and rival bernard matthews by building a huuuuge chicken coop, whether they forgot to clip the flight feathers or just didn't know chicken's could clear 6 foot fences i'm unsure, but either way the chickens had emulated Chicken Run and ended up in our garden... so i've just been round (with 3 chickens in a dog cage) to ask if they want their chickens back! they were lucky Roxy wasn't in the garden at the time, (she was actually bouncing headfirst off the french door trying to get out.) I just hope they don't have a rooster that crows and wakes me up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claaspower Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Ninja Kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 Ha!! That's flipping ace!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claaspower Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 do as i say not as i do in Land rover owner international. the blurb on a technical article reads use eye protection, and barrier cream and a breathing mask and other such Health and safety esque advice. in the pictures for the article, is either of the people wrenching on the freelander either wearing eye protection/ hand protection/ face mask? no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I bet the barrier cream makes your eye sting as well.... I hardly call that eye protection :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdeere6910 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Boris Becker on Top Gear trying to pronounce "stig" but ended up saying "schtick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Tris's post: http://www.farmtoysforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,13603.2295.html :of :of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Just seen Barack obahma's high tec all singing and dancing limo bottom out in a gateway with a hell of a grating noise and a very rapid stop all in one go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Just seen Barack obahma's high tec all singing and dancing limo bottom out in a gateway with a hell of a grating noise and a very rapid stop all in one go Seen that too! Wasn't going hard enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I have to say that gave me a good laugh as well, would have liked to have been a fly on the wall inside the limo at the time to hear what was said ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Hope he had his seat belt on as it was a seat leaver for sure , just imagine the most piwerfull man in the world able to bring down countrys stopped dead by an Irish bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 http://www.wat.tv/video/let-all-laugh-together-obama-3phgr_31wod_.html I bet that took some metal off his blast proof bottom :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 tough love from Papa Malc, (Mr Freckelton to you) told him i'd looked at the past questions for my exam on friday, and jokingly, that i might as well drop out rather than suffer the indignity of failing it, he told me I could drop out but I'd have to give him £200,000. all nighter it is then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 look at the white banner, foreground, irony or a demonstration of why education should be a "privilege" not a right?! can't believe she's a student. made me crease though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Our very own Luke aka Powerstar. The idiot to the right. .. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=159373020796530&set=t.706290220&type=1&theater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshParkinson Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Seeing a chav in the sainsburys car park in Spalding in a Citroen saxo with a body kit and lowered suspension, smash his front bumper on a speed bump! I was on the floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Like his bumper, eh Josh! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshParkinson Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Like his bumper, eh Josh! :laugh: yeah! It was hanging off at one end, and i think he had been trying to show off because he roared up to it, and then braked real hard just before it, didn't quite stop in time and bang, just had to point and laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPN Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Met a truck on the road today with "Humanitarian Aid" written across the front of the cab - and a lowloader with 21 ton track machine onboard hitched on't back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 My dog at training... humiliating, but funny. We were partnered with a lady and her Staffy, called Philip (Phil for short... I ask you ) and after Lucy rolled underneath him, refused to move and gave him considerable 'I'm available' signals, the trainer called her a little 'tart' and told us we couldn't train together again She also suggested that my dog was like it's owner I'm thinking of renaming my dog, Jordan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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