Deere-est Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 If it was in the hedge it could well have been I. Turned into a block plant today behind a woman chuffing on a *** in her VW Golf with the window wide open. Infront of her was the works' FORD 8340 with slurry tanker on dust supression duties. It was a girl driving this too all be it under instruction. Anyway, what happened next didn't only make me laugh, a little bit of wee slipped out. Up went the revs, the slide opened and the water hit the splash plate. A beautiful arc of water followed, about 10ft high with a rainbow in it. Under which was said Golf with window open, that close the girl in the tractor couldnt have known she was there. . . . Result? One soggy ***. . . . . . For everything else there's Mastercard. He he heeee!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 wasnt you then : were they fit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Classic in the making Tris :D :D Would of payed to see that!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich.new holland Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 and me Classic in the making Tris :D :D Would of payed to see that!!!! and me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.Morrison Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 This at the end of rickys lane, ha ha! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 My face in the mirror this morning! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdc Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Guy with a portaloo on a transit, passing a curtain sider; portaloo takes off and nearly takes out a Corsa. The loo was obviously pretty full at the time too. His face as he tried to pick it up with no gloves etc. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 My face in the mirror this morning! :o wondered where you were last night, was on until 2am and no sign of you :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Got in about 3...... up for work at 6, needless to say that didn't happen until 7.... :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 The gal in the tractor was tidy Ben yeah. The one in the car had a face like a spat out wine gum!!! Last night seeing Traci's auntie face down on the patio was pretty humourus, she was totally wired. So too was I and boy do I feel rough today. . . . . Burp!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Didn't make me laugh but made me smile in a self contended manner! I had a Kit Kat with no biscuit ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennyv78 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Family Guy, that episode when they are trying to make a new baby and stewie gets angry! Got them all on DVD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 Me texting the following text - Recipient should have been Old Ford. Mark mate, bit of a randon question. What diameter dowel did u use for your telegraph poles? I'm near a B&Q thats all. Recipient was - Mum!!! Reply was - Anaorak!! :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Me texting the following text - Recipient should have been Old Ford. Mark mate, bit of a randon question. What diameter dowel did u use for your telegraph poles? I'm near a B&Q thats all. Recipient was - Mum!!! Reply was - Anaorak!! :'( :'( :'( :D :D - your mum has got the measure of you Tris :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Well yesterday actually. At Lords for the cricket final supporting the Sussex boys Lanashires superstars after the game with their heads in their hands crying after losing to a team with no stars :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 sorry, a big lorry ....used a southern term there, didnt mean to confuse you..... ....and all it delivered was 2 small cabinets you could get in the back of a transit :D :D heres the pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lord Ferguson Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Is that Dads Landy Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Ben that looks like a walk in the park for young superTris ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 yeah it does, theres at least a nat width left for manovuring there how your newish rig going paul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 yeah it does, theres at least a nat width left for manovuring there how your newish rig going paul? Nothing to report all going well ;) Mind you back in the seat after a week off tomorrow :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 not good that is it eh, got 2 weeks of soon( 2 weeks actually) and am really needing it at present Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Nothing to report all going well ;) Mind you back in the seat after a week off tomorrow :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( I was driving it al last week Paul... (They called me after seeing my new truck pics on here... as they could see I was a true trucker).. what's left of it is in the yard waiting for you... in the yellow skip in the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 Ben that looks like a walk in the park for young superTris ;D ;D Hahaaaa!!! Might be sometime before I can live up to that name!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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