ihatepoundland Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Hot weather does seem to bring the nutters out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 yeah,and they always seem to come up to my van,had one today stood and looked at us for 10 mins then wandered over to ask if we were the eletric company,as her power had gone of??? like hey darling theres a bloody big bt logo on the side of the van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Bellend or what?!!! I was thinking the very same thing Tris :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 A womens face when she saw the fendt 926 drive 2 inches from her car the front tyre was taller then her car she looked petrified :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Losing numerous round bales to a hedge bottom, I was baling on a bloody gret bank mind. Ain't it sad I laughing at your own mistakes :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Managed to get one over Marky :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Managed to get one over Marky :D Did you sell him one of his own tractors Baz ? Bet you could you know :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 One of my regular forklift drivers loading me up with 18 pallets then realising it was the wrong colour. He was well and truelly getting his hair off!!!! It cost me an hour but just lately I couldnt care less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Managed to get one over Marky :D Git face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Did you sell him one of his own tractors Baz ? Bet you could you know :D :D Yep thats it he has ordered 1500 mf35x Industrials :D :D Ive got to order them off my old mate Clive first :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Ladies please will you calm your selfs down might have to give you both a timeout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Ladies please will you calm your selfs down might have to give you both a timeout You shut yer face Pingu... I hope you get finrot :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Oh Pingu shut it > Love ya Marky * The Marky joke I posted earlier made me laugh :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Well screw you guys then *sticks nose in the air and walks off saying what a bunch of to55ers* : : :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 local farmer down cornwall who decided to lose his large artic trailer full of round bales on the main newquay coast road, right on a hill strangly enough,apparently according to the radio,they all just rolled of the back one ny one one driver reconed he just carried on getting faster as he lightend up till a van coming the other way stopped him ,with 2 left on there,no one hurt thnakfully though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: What did you see today that made you laugh? nothing \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 The amount of bales we had to load by hand, apart from that the same as Marcus \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richo Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Last nighit after a huge thunder storm there was a large section of road flooded. No problem for the Land rover but when i got to the other side saw 4 cars with their bonnets up and their women drivers standig beside them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: What did you see today that made you laugh? nothing \ Marcus you miserable bugger... just PM'd you Barry's vital statistics... that'll change things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Marcus you miserable bugger... just PM'd you Barry's vital statistics... that'll change things no marky , now i'm just worried .,worried in the fact you actually know barrys vital statistics \ & actually you are wrong , the titanic was claimed to be the biggest of all time , but her sister ship the olyimpic had a greater water displacement & was 125tons heavier . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 no marky , now i'm just worried .,worried in the fact you actually know barrys vital statistics \ & actually you are wrong , the titanic was claimed to be the biggest of all time , but her sister ship the olyimpic had a greater water displacement & was 125tons heavier . Barry plays with a 1:1 scale model of the Olympic in his bath... he got it stuck in his butt crack last week and had to have it removed in hospital But keep that to yourself... the poor lad is still a tad sore about it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihatepoundland Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 After a drive, an apple stuck between the brake caliper and the inside of the alloy wheel...how did that get there and more importantly how did it stay there? (yes, it caused quite a stir) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Barry plays with a 1:1 scale model of the Olympic in his bath... he got it stuck in his butt crack last week and had to have it removed in hospital But keep that to yourself... the poor lad is still a tad sore about it all [ Marky I let you into my life, plead my heart out to you in private and thats how you repay me [ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCF Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Barry plays with a 1:1 scale model of the Olympic in his bath... he got it stuck in his butt crack last week and had to have it removed in hospital But keep that to yourself... the poor lad is still a tad sore about it all "What did you see today that made you laugh?" This! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 "What did you see today that made you laugh?" This! :D Thanks Pal [ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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