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Blimey TM, he wound you up then!!? I got a gobfull last night too from doorman. . . . at MacDonalds. . . . With a mullet!! Are they back in?

yeah just a bit, and my other half infact near as all 30 of us,lets see how funny he thinks it is when his phone keeps going of??????? cheaky sod he was,

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The look on two old ladies faces when I walked out of the front door in my boxer shorts and they were stood on my drive gawping at the house!  :o :o :o :o :o;D:D

i can imagine mate

just seen a bit on the local news about a lorry driver who tried to take a 40 ton rig down a narrow lane in cornwall and got stuck on the bridge at the bottom,totally demolished the sides of it to get out, straight away i had to text tris and see where he was

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A few PM's. .... .

Hej!!!

I Tristiana and work in uk for money. Live in Uzb is no nice but here uk people very nice to me. In London I work in bar for rich mans. I make lot of money but always go home with walk like John Wayne!!!

Tristiana.

Hey baby 

Which rich man do you offer your services to Vladimer or Marky Fordson 

I will meet you at Toytrac and I will pay you well 

Udizoma

     

Marky?? He no pay well. .. . check bounce everytime. Vladimir?? He have no money - he buy toys on www

Toytrac? Cuppa tea and I'm yours loverboyizoma!!!

I must warn you I am not very pleasing on the eye but I am a big boy

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A few PM's. .... .

Hej!!!

I Tristiana and work in uk for money. Live in Uzb is no nice but here uk people very nice to me. In London I work in bar for rich mans. I make lot of money but always go home with walk like John Wayne!!!

Tristiana.

Hey baby   

Which rich man do you offer your services to Vladimer or Marky Fordson 

I will meet you at Toytrac and I will pay you well 

Udizoma

     

Marky?? He no pay well. .. . check bounce everytime. Vladimir?? He have no money - he buy toys on www

Toytrac? Cuppa tea and I'm yours loverboyizoma!!!

I must warn you I am not very pleasing on the eye but I am a big boy

:D :D :D :D - Marky can pay by cash if you are a big boy  ;)
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A few PM's. .... .

Hej!!!

I Tristiana and work in uk for money. Live in Uzb is no nice but here uk people very nice to me. In London I work in bar for rich mans. I make lot of money but always go home with walk like John Wayne!!!

Tristiana.

Hey baby   

Which rich man do you offer your services to Vladimer or Marky Fordson 

I will meet you at Toytrac and I will pay you well 

Udizoma

     

Marky?? He no pay well. .. . check bounce everytime. Vladimir?? He have no money - he buy toys on www

Toytrac? Cuppa tea and I'm yours loverboyizoma!!!

I must warn you I am not very pleasing on the eye but I am a big boy

well i am your man for the cuppa tea tristina  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D dont like to splash out on me birds to much eh

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saw something last night that had me laughing for ages, a neighbour who ive thought was a screw loose for quite a while harrowing an 11 acre field with.......

wait for it...

his volvo estate :D :D :o

i wish id had my camera

What a sight that would have been! :D :D :D

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I am babysitting for Marcus while he wines and dines his new lady friend (I only met her tonight) so imagine his face when I suggested getting out his baby photos - classic :D :D :D

I take it they were recent ones!  :D :D :D :D :D :D

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I am babysitting for Marcus while he wines and dines his new lady friend (I only met her tonight) so imagine his face when I suggested getting out his baby photos - classic :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D - and did you lick your hanky and wipe his face in front of her MJBM  ;):D :D :D

Some come on... he's not here... what's she like  ??? ??? ??? ???

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